Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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magicrock 8
Well does he really love her now?
ohdearkristen 0
Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick
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Comments (244)
_words_of_wisdom 4
to all the people who say "kick him in the balls" you obviously havent been kicked in the balls before. and anyone who says "you havent gone through childbirth before" i would GLADLY choose childbirth over kicked in the balls. trust me it has been proven that getting kicked in the testicles hurts far more than child birth and most of the time comes with permanent side effects like urinating blood, never being able to have kids just to name a few. i almost feel like throwing up just thinking about getting kicked in the balls, dont even joke about that shit.
_words_of_wisdom 4
and when you are giving birth, there tends to be a lot of crying and screaming "and ive seen a guy get kicked in the balls, he didnt cry" thats because it hurts so much you CANT cry, trust me, you try to cry but nothing comes out, its like someone slit your back open, ripped your ribs out then jammed a knife in your lungs for the entire week. and like i said, not to mention any possible permanent side effects.
lilpowers 3
Asshole! No pun intended.
french_vulpix 19
If your virginity was that special to you, you should have gotten to know the guy first. If did but didn't care that he had a girlfriend... Well, either way you made a poor choice.
unicornunit 0
"if he still truly loves his girlfriend"? well if you knew he had a gf u must not care about who u lose it too.. if he means his ex, then that sucks D:
dahdah1216 0
Wow..... Ur cute
Merritt123 1
ok so to that person who was talking about being kicked in the balls. Your information is wrong buddy. It's never been scientifically proven that it's more painful to be kicked in the balls than childbirth... first of all, they have done tests and studies show that childbirth is tons more painful than getting kicked in the balls. Then u back up that arguement by saying that getting kicked in the balls leads to medical problems like urinating blood and infertility...well buddy, i guess ur forgetting that prior to modern medicine, thousands of women would DIE during childbirth. Death during childbirth was pretty common in the old days and still happens now. Yes know theres better medical care and medicines so death during childbirth is less common but it still remains one of the most painful thing a person can go through and trumphs getting kicked in the balls by a long shot. Also, theres medicine to help ur aching balls too. Sorry dude but ur arguemnt was just stupid.
nickyjp 17
Still counts!!
eyan1 0
eww that sucks!
RickX 0
don't give it up so easy next time
DeViLgRiLo 1
wow!!! What an asshole!! I'd tell his girlfriend just to piss him off!!!! Sorry chick!!