Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
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ninjaxprincess89 0
the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.
JDtMG 0
punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.
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JDtMG 0
punk guys HATE The Who anyway. better luck next time.
thirdbase1733 0
try some green day or nirvana or the ramones
anonhxc 0
dude. you're so full of shit, The Who were the godfathers of punk.
MagnoliaFrog 0
ydi for being a poser
mwz777 0
YDI for liking Miley Cyrus. And The Who isn't punk but they are kind of close. in a way
Atmaster 3
the who are rock and roll or classic rock and you fail for having miley Cyrus on your comp punk is more like greenday or nirvana dumbass
My2864 1
omg **** off with green day thats not even rock its just gay and yeh the who really sucks
Endless 0
um idk what you are thinking but nirvana is grunge rock or could be classified as alternative
rallets 23
green day sucks
TheMaine_Fan 0
the who is who? stupid but true have NO idea who they are and Miley Cyrus is a beast everyone would complain about bubblegum pop but now she's the one branching out from it and I LOVE it. and im a straight guy
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
The Clash. 'Nuff said.
six6six6six6 0
^This. Also, the Sex Pistols. And Crass.
ja4 0
best picture ever
jetpackweasel 0
as a "punk guy" i agree
nerdygirl2261 0
ahaha op ydi for liking Miley Cyrus! she sucks that guy would like green day or three days grace not the who they were classic rock nd roll
claiiire_fml 17
169 is a queer
ceddyz17 10
dead kennedys all the way
farhad55 1
who the **** would consider this an FML?
ledzeppelingirl 0
Led Zeppelin is awesome.
soupisyummy 13
Next time play some Minor Threat or Strung Out(x
taradeborde87 3
Are you serious #177!? Three Days Grace is 'pink's?! And people keep saying Nirvana. Nirvana was grunge.
gracevet88 0
The clash sings rockin the casbah. That's NOT punk. Try korn
shelbyj 6
Rancid, misfits.
Pwn17 25
Rock the casbah was ONE non punk song(new wave instead), and what the hell?! Korn? Really? That's freaking nu metal. You clearly have no idea what punk is 202.
ayshafrodo 15
KORN?? You're an idiot.
ninjaxprincess89 0
the who is rock n roll. not punk. and if you're someone that listens to miley cyrus and thinks the who is punk he probably wouldn't have been interested in you anyway.
sexyReDD 0
true indeed
Thabb 0
Sucka!!!!
MarioandSonic 8
well it's a party in the f*****g USA then.
NatsaPanda 0
That's why you don't have Miley Cyrus on your ipod in the first place. This isn't really FML. It's a little embarrasing. But total FML? Not really.
shadowkiss13 0
mm-hmm it wouldve been an fml if he said "omg! howd you know i love her?!" and took ur ipod and began scrolling through your miley cyrus songs
EatUrGreens 20
If she likes Miley Cyrus I don't see why she shouldn't have it on her iPod... She just needs to know her genres really
tokyooo123 0
...why would you feel the need to impress him like that?
TheAntiComment 0
whoever moderated this to get it onto FML, needs to stop moderating FML's
loopy_fml 0
The Who, huh? Nahh that wouldn't have worked anyway.
FuzzMonkey09 0
Miley Cyrus' music doesnt even COUNT. Hahaha...sucks to be you!!!
veebz 0
be yourself, idiot.
Lifeisfucked94 0
Thats your fault for bragging about crappy music and having the little Disney ***** on your iPod in the first place! Maybe a little embarrassing but not FML, you don't even know the guy I doubt he even noticed/cared.
ForestFire0 1
Don't listen to Miley Cyrus. That's embarrassing for everyone. Even YOU should be disgusted with yourself