Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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Top comments
ChantelRenaeee 0
it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?
Awahso 25
Suprised they didn't give your car an employee id sticker or something
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Comments (50)
sarah48_fml 0
um sorry?
brycereid 0
then the company should pay to get the car out of the pound
kay2kay 1
Well now your boss has to make it up to you ;)
ifiFaLL 1
1 you're stupid.
elementex 0
huh
n1ck00 0
you're welcome
ChantelRenaeee 0
it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?
ImaWiseGuy 5
exactly ^
ChantelRenaeee 0
yes!! win for me! sorry:L
ImaWiseGuy 5
yes you should chalk this one up as a win.....
ChantelRenaeee 0
are you being sarcastic? I can't tell?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I agree ydi for not telling him, although he should have asked but he's the boss and is probably really busy
hockeyhouse 5
The boss is an idiot for not checking with his new employee first.
Livinia 11
Your boss is an ass. Sorry, OP.
A7X_LoVeee 10
How? It was OP's first day. The boss either didn't know what OPs car looked like or simply forgot. I don't really see how that makes him an ass.
Bob343434 10
39- actually he was one, he saw a car he didn't reconize as one of his employees', he didn't check with his NEW employee whose car he didn't reconize yet, he had it towed without asking, therefore he is one
meade34 2
just call and have his car towed.
Mattsta123 5
give him your plate number. your fault have fun walking home
iluffmcrandbvb 1
STFU
Mattsta123 5
I love you too
thebestof1984 0
Why would he recognize you car if it was your first day?......
thebestof1984 0
*your
MizzErikaHart 8
well he shouldn't know what ops car looks like but he should know it's a new employees first day, right? he could've asked op if it was his car or something. your boss seems pretty inconsiderate
nightwolf86 7
Then he/the company should pay the towing and storage fees.
Awahso 25
Suprised they didn't give your car an employee id sticker or something
cloey_callahan 0
true
4074 0
hope he pays the tow bill....
ImaWiseGuy 5
someone came down on that tat...........
leeshxx 3
pimps don't like there bitches havin there own rides they rather u be walkin the corners!
MizzErikaHart 8
not true sweetie, whatever ur talkin about
leeshxx 3
how can you say not true if you don't know what I'm talking about?!
leeshxx 3
ohh I remember you I paid u thirty bucks to suck a beavers dick. how is the meth addiction going "sweetie"
kay2kay 1
ha,ha- forced laughter-