Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was arrested for tagging a wall with the well known symbol of a certain evil Nazi leader. Not only that, the police showed me a picture of the graffiti and turns out he’s so dumb he couldn’t even draw the symbol properly and gave up after 4 failed attempts. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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Nahpets 22
I'm really sorry, but this is hilarious :D But FYL indeed
Sandsh8rk 36
Please encourage him to pursue his interest in art by NOT spray painting private property! Not only is it illegal, if he decides to try and tag trains he could be risking his life...
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Comments (61)
Nahpets 22
I'm really sorry, but this is hilarious :D But FYL indeed
friedpwnadge 25
This kid is going places.
FSGInsainity 15
#30 Yeah, like prison
loueasy 23
Well that was a dick move
jlang917 14
Your son deserves it, but FYL
yuno_gasai_fml 34
I was going to make a dick joke but #2 beat me to it
Oyas12 14
yeah, he beat your dick... joke
lexred 30
Gra-fin-ci......(graffiti da Vinci). Fyl op.
LPac5295 27
Just no...
angel79_fml 5
More like Leonardo Di-Cockio
somochi 9
Look on the bright side OP, at least you didn't get arrested :D
ninjuh_wingman 29
That's not really a bright side since OP didn't do anything that would get them arrested in the first place.
somochi 9
Idk man, just trying to look for the bright side ;-;
Mewsmash 9
Sounds like you have a real Pablo "Dick"- casso on your hands.
Oyas12 14
lol! that was genius
shmabe 13
Pablo Picasso? More like Pablo Dickcasso
lexred 30
#9.....one thing that I've learnt in FML is that.....word tricks like yours and mine(#5) don't always work. Most of the time they get down voted.
LPac5295 27
Ok this one wasn't as bad as gra-fin-ci.
BaDoomes 4
#16 I know, here a lot of people can't take jokes...That's why 9gag's the best for me. FML is fun though.
MsFit 17
34- Most of the time it's because the joke isn't funny. People have different senses of humor. Not finding jokes funny isn't the same thing as not being able to take a joke.
fakedsincerity 32
Pretty sure it got downvoted because the comment above says the same thing and they got all the upvotes instead. :P
Mewsmash 9
I'm basking in the glory of commenting first Sorry about not getting up votes for the identical comment though
Sandsh8rk 36
Please encourage him to pursue his interest in art by NOT spray painting private property! Not only is it illegal, if he decides to try and tag trains he could be risking his life...
TheLemonMan 24
The way this is worded makes you sound like his concerned mother
MagnusDeus 24
I agree if he's just tagging, and painting dicks, but if he's actually going to paint art, I say go for it. Society is too bland; make it colorful.
brocho 26
29, I agree that society is too bland and needs more color, but it's still not a good idea to paint private property without the owner's consent.
MagnusDeus 24
Well I feel it's the same kind of risk musicians take when trespassing to have an impromptu concert on a rooftop or some other place. Artists aren't supposed to follow the rules, that's what make them artists. (Not playing devil's advocate here, just like freedom of expression)
kripea 14
I read it as graffiti "ducks" at first, imagined little yellow ones all over the wall and thought it was quite cute... Well op, unless he becomes the next Banksy this art won't make much of a career...