Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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tiff99_fml 6
Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/
Rosicles 8
We, are NEVER EVER EVER..
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Comments (129)
GhettoXmuffin 7
Charmer..
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Pull an Adele and make millions off this douche!
RaggleFrock 13
*he said I looked like Taylor swiiiiiiiiiift, he was trolling in the deeeeeeeep, my boyfriend punched him in the faaaaaaaaaaace...*
ambear26 14
Haha I can imagine op's boyfriend Stranger- Wow you look exactly like Taylor swift! *op's boyfriend punches stranger* Op's boyfriend- How dare you! Taylor swift is much more attractive than my girlfriend! Op- *facepalm*
zaen 11
OMG loool
tiff99_fml 6
Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/
AugustBurnsToast 14
Seriously, me too, except I'm a straight guy lol. But I just had to agree.
chatoyant_fml 12
I agree too, I mean if he'll punch a complete stranger for giving his girl a compliment, who knows what he can do.
ViQValentine 3
^ I agree with all these people ^.. Seems like he's selfish, rude, and a shitty boyfriend.. I bet you're pretty, you can do better(:
AKGirlinSD 20
I agree too. My boyfriend loves it when other guys compliment me or check me out. Most of the time I don't even notice it and he will be the one to realise it. Then he goes on to tell me how lucky he is to have a beautiful girlfriend like me. The Original Poster's boyfriend OS a douche bag!
AKGirlinSD 20
*is a douche bag. Whoops!
sirsquab 12
In that scenario, you should.
bimonthly 4
Why would ever be with someone like that? Better to have nobody!
bonsaiboy26 1
I completely agree bimonthly. No one is much better than a toolbar like That fella
peachy36 3
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Unless he meant Taylor swift is LESS attractive, leave him. Ur obviously not the one for him. Been there, done that. The guy was using me so I kicked him to the curb. Then I found out he was trying to date my sister, but that's another story lol. So, yeah. I think u should.
tne201992 12
Does anyone else give a rats ass about her past relationship? Anyone?
Drigr 9
4... *exbf thought I was less attractive than a celeb, kicked him to the curb for using me* Like seriously.. if guys did this to girls... Well, since Vin Diesel, Channing Tatum, Taylor Laughtner, and Gerard Butler still roam the earth... Most women would be single. *note: based on personal experience, most women I know find at least ONE of those actors more attractive than their bf*
ineslovescats 5
The **** does thus have to do with OP?
bonsaiboy26 1
You know your comment says enough, but your picture shows even more. Not only do you sound like this jerk mentioned you look just like the kind of troll who would have done something similar. What an ass.
Skarkie321 18
19- You're a ginger!
Skarkie321 18
19- You're a ginger!
Celina_Lune 20
So, was he trying to defend Taylor Swift when he punched the guy?
TurtleSmile 14
Yeah. Ridiculous, right? Also you sorta look like Jessica Simpson.
mfischer 17
I believe that you have fully grasped the reason that this is an FML.
a_commenter 3
OMG, she looks nothing like her! *punches*
Celina_Lune 20
10- That's actually the model Daphne Groeneveld in my picture. I should probably use a picture of myself on here since this is my profile, not the model's. But, oh well.
jezane 9
I think I should too 22, yet a picture of myself would most likely be a downgrade from my current one...
Pwuj 6
^^ Now that should be a FML post,. Lol
Rosicles 8
We, are NEVER EVER EVER..
MelTheGreat 23
...going to sing that song again.
Delta2Almanac 7
Or mentioning any reference to that song again, like ever.
ma77 9
13 - I knew it was trouble.
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
... getting back together.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, I used to like Taylor Swift but now I'm seeing the chain of makeup/breakup songs. Getting annoying...
mowmowlife 21
Best comment ever
lexi365 20
Her songs, especially in that Red album are so repetitive now.
crystalxa 35
Well maybe in the heat of the moment he didn't know what he was saying and he accidently said it backwards!
spaboolly 26
Write a shallow, overly emotional love song about it.
annie_nk 23
The exact reason why I hope Taylor Swift never sees this FML.
xmyax3 2
Loving him was red? Maybe we are never ever getting back together. I'm sure this person won't keep saying the same line over and over again though.
Chixken 6
I hate Taylor Swift...she can't sing(ready for the thumbs down)
betteryouthanmee 3
Or a really good hit song like Taylor Swift does. Because she is ******* amazing.
betteryouthanmee 3
Or a really good hit song like Taylor Swift does. Because she is ******* amazing.
TurtleSmile 14
If he's that passionate about Taylor Swift he should be super passionate about you too. He clearly isn't, so leave him. Now.
littlehollycocks 0
An attractive guy with brains, well what do you know! :) I agree completely. I had a friend who cried about how her boyfriend didn't like her boobs, all the time. I told her to either tell him it bothered her, lose weight, or better yet DUMP HIM in favor of a guy who'd accept her as she is. ;) so op should go with a guy who thinks she's just fancy the way she is!
mmmmIdiots 5
Yeah sweetie dump that moron!!
Airman1988 9
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I'm not even surprised when I hear about women with assholes like that anymore. In reality you probably stay with the asshole lol