Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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tiff99_fml 6
Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/
Rosicles 8
We, are NEVER EVER EVER..
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Comments (129)
FGHJFGBHNJGBHNJM 3
And you-You!-are never, ever, ever getting back together.
fridabloman 3
I would :)
MTZ8590 4
go for it. you've definitely got nothing to loose.
claudzzzz 5
i would.... well, i would have a long time ago
nightwishs 13
Babe kick his ass to the curb he sounds like a total wank
ilovecandie 0
I say go for it. And if he says nice guys finish last, show him the Jenna Marbles video.
ittybitttyme 8
Haha what's to consider?!?! Choice is clear
curlybre_55 2
Yes i would have -__-
Billy_Badass 4
You need to dump that zero and get yourself a hero! Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Go Jerry!
baileymarie102 6
Wow! I would definitely consider it too