nonexistant
United States
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Pissed Off
Australia
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
AngryBirdman
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Ashton
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
storyofmylife
Truro, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
idekwtfigo
Just his type
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
NotCuteEnough
United States
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Top comments
amysousa 6
People like that are just plain mean. don't listen to them.
Mirorbo 27
Ah, shallow women. Don't you just love it?
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Comments (77)
amysousa 6
People like that are just plain mean. don't listen to them.
hannahluvsyou 0
just because you dont fit her idea of a good-looker, doesnt mean you arent to tonnes of other people
Mirorbo 27
Ah, shallow women. Don't you just love it?
Lucidium 0
Indeed, darling.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
For every 1 shallow woman,there's 5 douche bag men
daltreix 3
^ ^ feminist alert!! evacuate your stations!! lawlz :P
Bobissmall 13
90% of statistics are made up.
Bloodberry 0
if you think about it though, the majority... or actually everyone evaluates by looks. Sad to say it, but it's true. The "cute girl" though seems to be one who considers looks above anything else.
black_knight402 0
lol 37
beautikill 4
Lolololol.
Selena_is_back 7
cold
Haterman123 0
^lol
Selena_is_back 7
31, not really, I live in Puerto Rico.
Doortje 30
Wow, what a bitch!
coNsperAZI 4
I would have been like bitch, I got gwalla
bummy 0
lifes a bitch :/
RawDawgie 0
you should've said "hopefully you do man, cuz your chick is a straight biioootch!!"
bestnameright 14
Lol that's great, but it's hard to think bout stuff like that in the moment.
catstuff 0
Win!
Danniiboii22 0
mega win
knibbsy 4
That's when you slap a bitch. I don't condone hitting girls, but that situation calls for it. You slap that bitch like there's no tomorrow.
MrNewOrleans 0
lol that could help,, o wait what about the boyfriend
FMyLifeCereal 0
Hopefully he wises up and joins you.
Thanateros 1
What a shallow ****. Then again, 90% of girls are. **** 'em and leave I say. They don't deserve anything more
supasxcprincess 0
aw..so you've obviously been burnt pretty badly by a girl.
luvzit 0
awe do u need to eat??
supasxcprincess 0
no, I'm good thanks.. don't be a bitch cause your somewhat average boobs are obviously your only assets since you feel the need to display them Put it away ugly *****.
SwiftKick2DA 0
she deserves a swift kick 2 her left breast! then see if her future ugly children get any milk then!!!
Iskaria 0
That is certainly a creative way of dealing with it lol, but, what about the other breast?