Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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tiff99_fml 6
Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/
Rosicles 8
We, are NEVER EVER EVER..
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Comments (129)
oj101 33
The story sounds like a Taylor Swift song... oh the irony!
xmyax3 2
Today I was walking down the street a complete stranger told me I look like a famous singer ohhh my boyfriend defended the singer not me so I'm like what?ohhhh x20
deegeebee 10
That's a hell of a reaction to such a harmless comment! Jeez, just imagine what he would've done if the guy actually insulted you...
spaboolly 26
Probably not much.
misshex 10
Yeah you probably should.
AugustBurnsToast 14
He should've just kept his mouth shut and hands to himself.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm wondering why you're still with him.
leogachi 15
Taylor Swift is gorgeous, and if your boyfriend doesn't see what a total stranger does, he doesn't deserve you.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The other guy deserved it for trying to pick you up right in front of your boyfriend. And then he deserved it even more for using insincere flattery. Unless your boyfriend has a shot with Taylor Swift, you're OK. Guys who will actually fight for you are not common.
ayzee_fml 8
Except it seems like he was defending Swift's honor more than defending the OP. Weird.
kiwienne 21
#28 - In my world they are, and I'm not even that hot!
rockstar362 8
Yeah I bet it came out the wrong way. Sounds like a decent guy to me
IPoopedOnU 12
All the other guy did was say that she looked like Taylor Swift. And her boyfriend punched the guy because he thought the guy was insulting Taylor swift because he was calling his GF ugly. You are retarted...
kerrywoodwins20 2
My guess is the OP has absolutely no problem with a guy flirting with her right in front of her boyfriend's face. So the girl is oblivious to her boyfriend's feelings and the boyfriend is oblivious to her feelings. Sounds about right.
spottyblanket 8
considering he punches people randomly in the street, leave him before he batters you.
perdix 31
That wasn't random. The other guy tried to bird-dog the OP right in front of his face. How would you feel if some girl came up to your bf and told him he looked like some hot guy on TV, like Squidward? Huh?
DasHaas 9
The correct response would be to say "He's right you know" and not be a jealous prick who doesn't trust his partner to not sleep with anyone throwing a compliment their way.
ellytoad 13
Would you tell the girl off for thinking Squidward was more attractive than him?
LonaRegier 5
am I the only one who calls BS on this. it sounds like something that would happen in a stupid sit com, not real life.