Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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24788 7
He was probably just having fun.
Emma_91 0
Like 2 said, maybe he was jokiing...
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Comments (249)
YDIdouche 0
Like you didn't know he was gay for going to a Taylor Swift concert in the first place.
Enoch134 0
lol the first sentence is a fml enough lol
killerviral 0
IDE do that to for fun
yuop77 0
ya really how could u not see it comin?
dannnn_fml 0
ydi for going to a Taylor swift concert
2gether4ever 0
you obviously knew he was kidding
granthm 0
YDI for making him go
cloud_strife_ 0
YDI for listening to Taylor Swift.
Atmaster 3
are you sure it was said "scream if you love country boys!" or did it say "scream if you love country, boys!" ??? bb
myknewverr 0
punctuation saves lives. :p
asocial_much 6
So would I. Autoderision is a great virtue!
brkn_hearted 0
how long had you been going out? and hope that he was kidding maybe? or if not, that you'd be okay if he was bi or something... but i hope that didn't make the rest of the concert a bad experience for ya... best wishes that things turn out well :)
Honda288 2
Fuuck you! Don't hate
folfg0 12
Wow you took his joke just a little to seriously....
Kazze 31
TL;DR
ThuNDeY 23
Your IQ might hit room temperature some day...
24788 7
He was probably just having fun.
frozenshake 5
I know right? wtf that is not an fml
elephantday12 0
that's what I thought!
Emma_91 0
Like 2 said, maybe he was jokiing...
noha_fml 0
i was gonna say exactly the same thing as #1. seriously ...taylor swift
AntiChrist7 0
you choose a gay boyfriend , YDI
_afterthought 0
How did you EVER get your boyfriend to go to that with you? My boyfriend and I listen to different music and he would still go to a concert for a band that I like but that's just kind of pushing it. Was he swimming in a sea of fifteen year old girls?
Nederlander95 14
I'm on the football team. Me, 2 of our 3 captains, the senior qb, and our 6'6, 330 pound D1 prospect are going to her concert later this year.
bedspring_kiss54 0
#1, agreed, lol. Anyway, maybe he wasn't paying that much attention to the sign?
redbluegreen 41
Hey, it was bound to come out sooner or later. Frankly, you should have seen it coming since he went with you to a Taylor Swift concert. And #8 has a good argument.
rauj13 0
Maybe he thought it meant for boys to scream if they love country... Besides, Taylor Swift is awesome.