Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
tiff99_fml 6
Jerk. I'd consider it too lol :/
Rosicles 8
We, are NEVER EVER EVER..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (129)
NakMuayAdam 19
Nobody considered that possibly the op's boyfriend just didn't like hearing the stranger compliment his girlfriend because it makes him jealous? I don't like if a stranger does that to my girlfriend.
Megan98 18
It sounds like he'd be controlling in a relationship too... That's pretty strange how he punched some stranger in the face for giving you a very good compliment.
DasHaas 9
I wouldn't have considered dumping him. I would've done it on the spot. Not interested in being with someone who can't control their jealousy and their violent outbursts.
Solipsist 12
Your boyfriend is a ****.
dennisisgood100 7
You should... a douch like that doesn't deserve you at all!
chellyX92 8
This kinda reminds of family guy where peter was offered $1,000,000 to not date lois and peter said "i don't know how much shes worth to you, but to me shes worthless." Maybe he was trying to say the right thing but just ****** it up. :-/
BananerzFresh 12
Maybe you should consider it. It seems like the stranger would appreciate you more than your bf.
SAgirl 23
So what are you waiting for?
dabeast15 7
Yea he def. Over reacted op
jayhawkchik 4
You should.