Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
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kagome_eb 0
aww don't listen to them! as long as you feel good with your body
holynemesis1208 3
you should have turned around can said "he would love you more if you looked like me".
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Comments (114)
kagome_eb 0
aww don't listen to them! as long as you feel good with your body
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for taking that from somebody.
PureGold 0
Aww! That's just mean! I'm sorry, young people can be so cruel. :(
cantthinkofshit 5
I think that was me and my ex haha she'd always say shit like that. Fat chicks walk by, " would you love me if I was fat?" " no". Nuns walk by " would you love me if I was Jewish?" " hell no, but those are Catholics, who are freaks, so yes!"
FatherofTime87 18
Young people? Anyone really
ForestFire0 1
Take comfort in the fact that she will never develop a personality because of her looks, so when they are gone in about ten years she will be forever alone.
aimzskee 30
Exactly. You are much better off than her
effit 0
Some people are just ageist and superficial. Those are usually the ones who gain 60lbs in their middle age and eat McDonald's for dinner every night with 3 kids to support. Don't feel bad... you should really feel sorry for them.
holynemesis1208 3
you should have turned around can said "he would love you more if you looked like me".
Sportey 9
Rekt
McZeal 0
i probably would have thrown a rock at her
ancientmudkipz 0
i would've kicked her stomach.
thisisnotmyname 0
I really wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut.
thenormalguy 0
lmao, that's what she said
justjayit 0
What a rude bitch. Don't listen to superficial people that don't even have common courtesy.
AliSama 17
"yes dear, then you would look much prettier." is what he should have replied with.