Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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CARCA55 12
Relationships: you're doing it wrong
AyeJay101 25
Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.
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Comments (49)
kost4060 14
I hope he was joking cause no one would say that to their girlfriends face unless he's hinting he wants to break up
Steve97 32
This is fml lots of dummies in relationships here :p
devildog562 33
Joking or not that's a dick move. It's one thing to appreciate another woman , but for god sakes, do it respectfully, or at bare minimum quietly .
PDSot 21
my ex sent me a picture of this youtuber while we were dating and said she was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen
CARCA55 12
Relationships: you're doing it wrong
Mynamewontfi 40
At least he is honest, still weird to say that out of the blue. Anyway, looks aren't everything. If he still loves you, it shouldn't matter that much.
wantmeasandwich 26
If looks aren't everything then why is he saying that to her?
AyeJay101 25
Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.
camilax3 15
Do the same thing to him. Lets see how that makes him feel.
Jashie 18
I'm guessing he'd be alright with it. Most guys don't assume to be the best looking person to their boyfriend or girlfriend
rocketiquette 20
Thaaaaat's totally not immature or anything, and will absolutely solve the problem. Props.
CyberSeeker 20
he must have been trying to trick you
ShowMeKay 20
Not sure why you're getting down voted, I thought the same. It seems like he was setting up OP to think it was her, only to make her feel bad by showing someone else. Sounds like a prick.
Soniarita 18
......And he still chose you! still a shitty thing to say to a significant other tho.
Madsun11 14
Thats absolutely terrible. Im so sorry OP, even as a joke, thats not cool to say. That kind of thing never leaves a girls head.
WCARlover 35
I'm curious if guys who say these things just never want to get laid again or...?
Llama24 14
Some people suck