Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I learned just how bad jellyfish stings hurt. Multiple times. On my testicles. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
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monkeybanana 7
Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?
OAAS 0
Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time
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duckiegirl21 10
It's Tyra Banks!
ddddddddg 9
What's wrong with dolphins?
hunteer9 5
It's the thought that count and your more likely to be killed by coconut than a shark and you're more likely to be killed by a shark than by a whale or dolphin so it's not going to happen.
kay71095 9
That's horrible.. I am deeply afraid of whale (humpback, sperm, blue, etc.) so I know how you feel, but I'm not afraid of dolphins, they are my favorite animals
hpdrew15 9
I plan on swimming with dolphins on my honeymoon and I'm excited as hell!
jewwybeanzzz 10
It's possible to be afraid of dolphins? I mean I get sharks or whales but dolphins?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Why would yogi be afraid of dolphins, whales or sharks? YDI for being a wuss. They're all very sweet animals that do what they can to survive. Sharks are wonderful animals; yes, they are scary, but they new to be. Hell, I'd someone came into my house in a speedo, I'd probably attack them too.
Breaker132 8
For those people who somehow thought OP deserved this: Ever heard of a phobia? It's an IRRATIONAL fear of something. Examples include spiders, getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth, and DOLPHINS AND WHALES. Fear is a relative thing. I'm not afraid of spiders, some people are terrified of them. Should I get a YDI for fearing needles while other people don't? Also, may I add, I can understand OP's fear; enormous, not very well known animals that actually can be prone to do some very horrific (and violent,) things to humans.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why are more people saying OP deserves this? Woudl she also deserve it if she was afraid of heights and her husband wanted to take her skydiving for their honeymoon? People can be afraid of anything, including but not limited to various forms of marine life. Her husband-to-be should know she's afraid of them, and if he does, planning such a honeymoon is selfish of him. If he didn't know, hopefully he'll understand if OP tells him why this wouldn't be enjoyable for him. She doesn't deserve to go on a honeymoon where she won't have fun; it's as much hers as it is his. OP, deny him sex if he makes you swim with dolphins. Better yet, deny him sex if he takes you anywhere near something that scares you so much. That'll teach him!
Shaneisabeast 0
No worries mate! Iv swam with wild dophins and sharks, just stay calm and dony think about fear, fallow this and you will be fine