Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
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missalkali 8
in his defense, it's dangerous to wake someone who's sleepwalking.... or so I hear anyway
TrueTriage 16
Hey he's trying to win you money from America's funniest home videos
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Comments (74)
mrsmathers17531 5
YouTube link or it didn't happen.
missalkali 8
in his defense, it's dangerous to wake someone who's sleepwalking.... or so I hear anyway
skittihorse 8
So it's better to let them drown?!?!?
TrueTriage 16
If someone doesn't wake up after falling in a pool they have a talent
ucoolgirl31 20
4 - sleep swimming!! 6 - talent or swag, you know tomato potato ;) jk
missalkali 8
4, sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
zachherbert 10
7- WTF?
BrokenDreamer24 15
It's actually true. If you wake a sleepwalker, there's a risk they might hurt themselves or you without realizing it. What OP's dumbass husband should have done is some how turned her around without waking her, guided her back to bed and she wouldn't have ended up in the pool! Perfect solution!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Last year, there was a girl in my AP psychology class that sleepwalked (slept walk?). She said that if you wake a sleepwalker, they could strike out and hurt you without realizing it (out of fear and disorientation.)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I've heard that you put the sleepwalker at risk of a heart attack as well, If you wake them
kennaem1 11
HA Step Brothers reference? *waggles eyebrows*
Drizzelhell 3
Yeah ya don't want to wake us sleep walkers. My lil bro woke me one time and the next thing i know i see him screaming and blood everywhere. But he most certainly should have stopped chuckling like a little school girl and jumped in or helped out prevented or something along those lines to keep her from going in the water. Well wait till he's asleep and wake him with some cold ice water
Obvious8 3
It isn't. That's just an urban legend.
ThisBeAUsername 6
It is very dangerous, actually. I sleep walk and my best friend decided to wake me up. She got sent to the hospital because I punched her in the throat because it scared me. Don't wake up sleepwalkers.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Lighten up OP.
22cute 17
I'm afraid I'd be giggling like a schoolgirl too. That sounds very funny..and irresistible to watch.
22cute 17
Having said that, the OP can hardly "lighten up" given her perspective. Imagine your fast asleep dreaming away...suddenly you wake to a cold splash! Disoriented! Choking! Flailing! Drowning! And find your beloved laughing AT you and video taping your fear & confusion. Its all about perspective, #3. Let sleeping dogs lie.
alycion 39
I agree with you on both counts myself. I'd be laughing but understand why poor op is not happy with hubby. I just hope that while he was recording he was prepared to help if needed. Op, glad you are ok.
Mitcha857 0
Actually OP does not need to lighten up. People have died by sleep walking and falling into water. If my wife was potentially drowning in water I'd be trying to save her, not laughing my ass off.
AKGirlinSD 20
50, thank you! My boyfriend wakes me up when I stop breathing in my sleep, due to severe sleep apnea. I wouldn't find it humorous if I woke up to him laughing at me, while I was unable to breathe. I feel awful for the original poster. I can't imagine how scary that is for her.
TrueTriage 16
Hey he's trying to win you money from America's funniest home videos
peachesncreem 21
Too bad OP doesn't live in America.
TrueTriage 16
Oh crap my bad...
22cute 17
Maldives Funnies Home Videos?
bellygirl2000 0
Then he should just submit it to worlds dumbest
CaptTeemo 10
^ I don't see filming some one sleep walking is that dumb. Sorry, I just don't. Also that's how some really funny videos are made. If some one was there to stop it, then the funny incident never would of happened
EnzaiFreak 1
If he was already up and had the video camera then you either woke him up or you've been sleepwalking for quite a while....
False_Stupidity 42
I'd say it's probably a regular thing unless her hubby is a light sleeper and happens to have a camcorder(or some other gadget) next to the bed.
Harpy20 24
He keeps it there for homemade ****.
lolfood 24
What's the YouTube link?
Feared 9
YouTube.com/schoolgirlgiggily
jizzwold 21
29 If that wasn't for YouTube I'd assume it was ****.
ManInTheMachine 20
Provided he eventually reaches for you, pull him in and get out, take a moment to laugh (an evil laugh, if it better suits you) and go to bed after a nice soak in the bath. Make the best out of a bad situation OP!
iseyixes 18
I'm sure it is funny. Great husband!
olpally 33
I imagine Quagmire from family guy doing this... Giggity!!! :D
samreimer 7
Water you gonna do about it?
anzie_fml 9
If I were her, I'd wave it off.
flashback.miss 28
Lol is it on youtube? but what a way to wake up! XD