Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
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everyonehatesyou 0
Why would you think the bucket wouldn't tip over? YDI
boatiebanter 0
And what else would a large bucket full of water at a water park possibly do?
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Comments (122)
DuhthatsObvious 0
Wear a swimsuit that fits you to avoid this from happening again. Btw, not second!
AdmanRulz 0
Could of been an old swimsuit and that she lost weight.
Trollinggx3 0
YDI for not getting a fitting swimsuit. It's loose because you're a ***** and it's easier to take off.
BURST 0
Shaved ?
Perry85 42
what the ****?....
KumoFF7 3
nice name lol.
bishoprsv2 0
Hey you're the only one complaining. Pics please.
myfishisBOBA 0
Haa!!! I went to raging waters a couple of weeks ago and was watching people do that surfing thing that shoots up water. One guy's pants flew off AND they had to turn the water off. There was A LOT of people watching. THEN i went down Drop Out wearing a TIGHT bikini AND a body glove. Both flew up and i flashed a bunch of kids who were sitting at the end of the ride. It happens. Luckily, you will never see those people again. Maybe.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Well if there was that much water falling, you must have been able to pull them up without them really seeing that much right? Unless you just stood there frozen till they stopped dumping it.
emilysanftwsom 0
YDI for scarring those poor kids for life.
IceCubez 0
I think the poor kids would beg to differ.
netfreak 0
it can go two ways...
Dmaster22 0
unless op is fugly.
everyonehatesyou 0
Why would you think the bucket wouldn't tip over? YDI
ndawgg 6
The OP clearly says "I didn't know it tips over"
boatiebanter 0
And what else would a large bucket full of water at a water park possibly do?
lm_wfc 0
of course it was gonna tip over. lol. YDI
fretforyerlatte 0
seriously. "come on, stand under this innocent giant bucket of water at this water park! no no no, it's not supposed to get you wet!"
lettertjes 0
indeed
McA513M 0
FYL for being so stupid and NOT thinking that a large bucket of water that your family wanted you to stand under, wasn't going to tip over.
noobienick 19
She's clearly a blonde.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I live in OK like the OP and I know this waterpark (or at least, one with these buckets) The buckets fill and tip over about every minute, so it doesn't take a genius to realize what was gonna happen.
fatgothchick 0
i wish i were there
freaky592 2
ditto
lookryan 16
same here
lookryan 16
same here
apineapple 40
But what if she was ugly?
katiemaree 0
Original? -.-
IceCubez 0
I don't think it was her butt which was the main concern here.
kath91 0
Think about it- a bucket of water is gonna tip over isn't it. YDI
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
I think ive been in that waer part, lake garda was it? cause if so there is ALOT of water in that bucket and its is pretty powerfull... so hate that FYL :P
subwoofa 0
All over the world, there are water parks with buckets that fill up and stuff. Your park isnt special buddy
ScatteredMind 0
pics or it didn't happen
JackDupp 11
surely someone had a camera at a water park
tobylane 0
And that's why you get a brazilian even if you're going somewhere like this with your family.