Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I learned just how bad jellyfish stings hurt. Multiple times. On my testicles. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
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monkeybanana 7
Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?
OAAS 0
Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time
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Comments (79)
Shadowvoid 33
Im sure it wasn't on porpoise, whale, try to have a good time.
01sparkly 15
Why dolphins? They are so cute!
adam_tajyar 10
That sucks, but on the bright side dolphins are really friendly
magnetic_aura 26
Maybe your future husband is trying to help you get over your fear by giving you an extremely positive experience. 1- by experiencing it with him and 2- by associating them with the happiest time of your life!
mitchel_112 17
Maybe going swimming with dolphins is a way of facing your fears, in a "fun way"
T1A2Z3 35
Who booked your "suprise honeymoon"? If it was your spouse or a family member of yours how don't they know? If it was a gift from his family or something that sucks but super sweet of them. If it's like an online thing then that's a pretty dumb idea.
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Great time to face your fear
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
“Dolphins”
MistressAfrodite 5
I smell divorce