Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, I learned just how bad jellyfish stings hurt. Multiple times. On my testicles. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
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monkeybanana 7
Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?
OAAS 0
Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time
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Comments (79)
818de60 2
wtf who is afraid of dolphins??!!
Meesersuperman1 4
You'll be fine. Dolphins are really nice. It should be fun.
fyl7899 12
Dolphins are ok. It's the sharks that need to become extinct and fast
someguy314159265 15
To all the people who clicked YDI: You really must be ignorant, not only of phobias, but also of how dangerous dolphins really are. I wouldn't trust such intelligent non-humans with my life. Hell, I barely trust humans with my life.
captain__jj 5
I clicked YDI not because of being ignorant of phobias (I most certainly am not) or of how dangerous dolphins are, but because this chick was too stupid to ever bring up one of her biggest fears to her husband. You're going to be spending the rest of your lives together, mayyyybe that's something he should know.
djxerxes9000 18
I'm sure he didn't plan that on porpoise
Ambience138 11
Don't worry, I'm scared of dolphins, whales and sharks as well. Well I'm actually scared of water and anything in it. I feel for you. If someone told me I was going to the beach I'd have a massive panic attack and run away.
Derpyhooves7 5
I'm normally alright with dolphins... I know they are quite capable of hurting me but I don't think one would unless I disturbed it. Whales and sharks are a different thing. I've been scared of sharks for as long as I can remember and whales are the same way with me. It's actually gotten really bad lately... I can't swim in a pool... with chlorine... I can barely face my fears of showering.
oddsinourfavor 2
Well think of it this way- You'll have an awesome time with your new spouse and you might come to like dolphins. And if you get your leg bitten off, you get those cool artificial legs.
aquaman95 7
Get over it.you lucky bastard.more like fhl for having to deal with u
laxonlaxonlax 5
Maybe this will help you face your fears?