Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML
Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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null_fml 11
Did he bring it back?
amerwin 3
To bad there isn't an app for that.
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Comments (52)
samantha987 0
:o that sucks
samantha987 0
this was somehow really difficult to read. OP, you could have made it a lot shorter by saying, "Today, while playing fetch with my dog, I threw my iPhone in the lake instead of his stick. FML" just sayin'
d3adb3for3d3ath 0
very true.
tashawoods 0
aw that sucks bad dude, i dropped my iPhone in a lake, and I jumped in to get it ! it was fine just calibration went really weird :/
tekinzdudez 0
has anyone noticed that the OPs always say their iPhone instead of just saying their phone?
5t3ff1k4h 45
18- Probably because a lot of them have iPhones.
rraptor 0
ydi for not paying attention. hopefully the warrant will cover it?
BagleHead 6
You wouldn't be having this problem if you just wouldn't throw your iPhone in the lake
bigredmonkeybutt 30
#18 -- an iPhone is not just a phone. :)
mikeyboi19 5
I don't think warranty covers stupidity and besides it'll be water damage so it won't be covered anyway
bigredmonkeybutt 30
YDI for making the fml so complex.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
that sux op if I even drop my iPhone I flip.
iSitt 0
f the customers bc nobody makes a water proof cellphone
InfiltratedMind 0
sadly, I have no iPhone :'(. I have a Droid Eris. the iPhone should go Verizon
_Damien_ 0
lol or you should go AT&T.
MissRachieee 3
iPhones are waterproof as long as they don't go more than 5 miles underwater.
BallinJ 0
you are better off with that shitty phone in the lake.
rudiznell 0
put it in a bowl of rice fella
pippymiskers 4
Did everyone fail to notice 27's win?
FML191919 3
Ya all time low is the beat band in the world!!
nyrangers1022 6
Iphones suck...the new Iphone4 loses signal when u hold it a certain way. There insurance sucks, if u break it, u can buy another one for contract price at like 300dollars...Verizons Droid series are so much better and can afford a new phone if u break it/lose it.... so wut im sayin is YDI for having a Iphone
LightningLadyy 0
56, I sure did!
mcmackiee 0
agreed. I read it like five times before i got it.
Ludii_fml 0
49 Your boobs are sunburned
dark49 0
what does OP mean ?
big_kuntry 0
There is nothing wrong with the iPhone, I'm a proud owner. Just because y'all are still rocking the moto razor doesn't give you a right to hate. Y'all sound like a bunch of fat people talking about how Atkins is unhealthy.
AngelsKiss 0
OP means original poster.
dark49 0
ohh i see thanks and WOO agreed with 76 :)
that_guy_ollie 0
but they're still nice too look at xD
CabZ_fml 0
#8 nice hair gorgeous :)
sportygurl3 0
agreed :O
kratrz 0
good job putting the iphone where it belongs.
maxisma 1
That was really dumb of you, OP.
QWERTYCommander 5
Did you really have to put "he loves swimming" in parentheses? YDI
starile 20
He deserves it bc of unnecessary parentheses comments.
pippacrawford 4
Yes because stupid people would have freaked that he could have drowned his dog
lebronsux 0
idiot
null_fml 11
Did he bring it back?
shonic 16
that's actually a good question.
patrickpe69na 0
dam that sucks
saadz_fml 0
daamnnn
winniebabi 0
haha.
mintcar 10
Wow, fail. Water damage doesn't cover warranty. Next time pay attention.
HeroOfMi 0
I'm pretty sure you meant to say the warranty doesn't cover water damage. pay attention next time.
mintcar 10
Whatever, you knew what I meant.
AngelsKiss 0
Just like the OP MEANT to throw the stick, right? Hypocrite.
Y_U_19029 0
There's an app for thay