miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
thisblows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
-_-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fond memories
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
shmelly
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn me on
Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "Caution, contents may be stinky." FML
nikkrissa_04
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Close but no BJ
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Anonymous
Duarte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
You poor thing. Your funny boyfriend made a joke before pleasuring you. My heart weeps for you. ******* stuck up princess ass clown.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
i did the same thing, my girl laughed;p
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GotALife 11
That's not what you are to say to a girl before you have sex, you should of slap him too. You know what dont have sex with a guy in the firstplace they can be so ******* rude, you see me i'm going to stay a virgin till I die.Proud :)
Thale_fml 8
How is this being rude? We don't know the context of his comment, we don't know if he said it in a mean or playful way. The way I see it, he is trying to make her laugh, trying to lighten up the mood a bit. Not everyting about sex is serious, it can actually be a lot of fun if one loosens up a bit. Girls have to stop being so incredibly self-centered.
BlooGuitarMan 0
Gay?
cguinn17 9
GotALife is a rather ironic name for you since you seem to be somewhat troll-like
Thale_fml 8
My thoughts exactly.
Zebidee 9
Calm down OP. That was actually pretty funny.
GotALife 11
#47 Ya funny enough to be double slapped
GotALife 11
Cant....
Slinkydalatg 6
As long as she's clean shaven I love it.
GotALife 11
#52 nice to know
lilybugie 0
what a nice boyfriend you have.
kh8975 4
Aww that's actually cute (:
poobare2015 0
hahahahahahaha!!
RedPillSucks 33
Meh, could have been worse. He could have said "fire in the hole!"
22cute 17
ha! yeah, rite. I've seen that before. He'll be bringing women home while you're there. Leave his cheap ass now.
mista_smitty 0
i do that...