miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
thisblows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
-_-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fond memories
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
shmelly
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn me on
Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "Caution, contents may be stinky." FML
nikkrissa_04
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Close but no BJ
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Anonymous
Duarte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
You poor thing. Your funny boyfriend made a joke before pleasuring you. My heart weeps for you. ******* stuck up princess ass clown.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
i did the same thing, my girl laughed;p
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Comments (144)
MJbigfan95 0
lol my boyfriend said the samething b4. it was so akward.
Rexkless213 0
hes lucky he even getting some hahaha so wat i love fiah its bomb hahah
emmykrab2010 0
I dont see what this is bad! I think that's sexy
brentfahey 0
when you go down on him say "Time to find the needle in the haystack."
ohmandapants 17
OP, take out the stick that's shoved up your ass and lighten up. He was obviously joking.
Brennaa69 5
Lmao.
whitecloud197 0
Maybe u need to take better care of your hygeine down there ?
ScreamingSkullz9 0
He could haave said "Mmh just like mom used to make"
ScreamingSkullz9 0
He could haave said "Mmh just like mom used to make"
GothicAngel95 16
Congrats your boyfriend is creative and has a since of humor