miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
thisblows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
-_-
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fond memories
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
shmelly
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn me on
Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "Caution, contents may be stinky." FML
nikkrissa_04
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Close but no BJ
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Anonymous
Duarte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
You poor thing. Your funny boyfriend made a joke before pleasuring you. My heart weeps for you. ******* stuck up princess ass clown.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
i did the same thing, my girl laughed;p
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HomeAl0ne 20
Did he say "cover me" to his mate? That always turns my wife on....
cguinn17 9
win :D
jaahn 5
why is this an fml? ur about to get some oral... ur prissy ho
ktrose 0
OP, Have a sense of humor.
FaceMelterx2530 4
Whole-heartedly agree! I'm sick and tired of these bitches posting funny stuff their boyfriends say and taking it way too seriously. I've lost count of how many of these there are. Oh and btw you're pretty cute #14. Just thought I'd let u know. :P
ktrose 0
Yes, I hate reading FML's where the girl is complaining about something her boyfriend did or say. Ridiculous lol. Also, thank you! That is very kind of you to say. :)
jsbgriffin 0
She's obviously joking. It shouldn't bother you guys this much, the while site is made to be a joke not serious.
Barn312009 0
or maybe she knows her puss stinks and got pissed.. like when fat people get called fat the get pissed and jiggle away.. I mean just sayin
mannykinz 9
clean yourself up.
whtalif 0
you look to young to be reading this stuff
markli 2
You need to take the hint to wash down there a little more often
mike3775 39
My wife and I play like that all the time. I make jokes, she makes jokes and we laugh it off. It spices up our love life and makes it more enjoyable
Thale_fml 8
That's exactly the way it should be :]
LILWAYNE40 3
why would you say FYL just cuz your boyfriend said "I'm going in?" this isn't a FML
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
You are going to get modded
cguinn17 9
psychic :O
gallaeo 21
Lol, now I'm intrigued as to what they said O.o
Seattle_Joel 0
And imma go hard!
DearlyBeloved20 3
Thought the same exact thing XD
OreosBeGooood15 0
Lil Wayne XD
ImFreeFalling 0
So basically you're saying "**** my life! my boyfriend wants to go down on me!" Whiny little bitch. Quit complaining and be thankful he wants to and get a sense of humor! YDI for bitching about it.
phatdaddy62 23
Douche is more than just what you call some lame asshole.