Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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Doortje 30
It's not.
satomi_ishida 0
OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.
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Comments (119)
Mpsteve13 7
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
yep they're definitely *******
FlashBurn 13
This seems an odd spot to quote Metallica... Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, that would seem a bit more appropriate.
Furley 4
So, what proof do you have they are *******?
iTaylor 0
you know why she named the kid after him? because it's his.
daBeast155 0
how common is his name
Mpsteve13 7
there's never a wrong time to quote metallica
FMLYAY 0
Burrning haard loose and cleeaaan
gingersss 5
metallics sucks balls
Alexxx125 0
poop
KingDingALing 9
44- **** you! Metallica is awesome! You're just mad because you listen to boy bands and fake wanna-be rock bands! BITCH!
nathan5 0
hey he says metallics not metallica: he believes metal sucks balls...thats weird, what did metal ever do to you?
MRiKiCCS 0
26 is right , hubbys been whorein around
Serec 0
I think metallic paint is pretty nice.
RageKage 0
don't be a scrote. true metallica fans would never quote anything from Load or ReLoad. we mainly stick with Master of Puppets or Ride the Lightning.
Mpsteve13 7
Die! by my hand! I creep across the land, killing first born men!
mikep911 1
Amen!
mikep911 1
And I see red
dudeman1212 22
Creeping death
Doortje 30
It's not.
Poepiepiesie 3
Unless she threw a dice to decide the name it is indeed not. But when you just pick a popular name chances are it is.
Tittyabuse 0
duh
dckbtch 2
wow, that sucks
puffydude1 0
*Everyone
cvz 0
She spelt it right. DERP
beannlove 7
what are you correcting? "everyone" is not mispelled in this FML...
crudeandrudeguy 29
I love when a dumbass tries to be a smart ass.
Rawaha 0
loser!! that sucks!
IVANTTOCOME 0
No don't think that Dirty Sanchez is a very common name.
haiden108 0
totally is.
Ranimal 12
Could it be? Hm.
Waffle817 0
that is too legit
Jamieleerichter 0
It may just be a coincidence. Maybe she just likes that name
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree! I mean it completely depends on what the name is! Whether it's a common name or a completely different name that no one has. Everyones baby has a really different. name now, like Knox or Sawyer, or Blake...so if he has a really different name it could be that she's never heard it before and loved it. Hopefully that's why. : /
yumsugarr 8
huh. that's special.