Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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EllieB123 5
Haha, say "then YOU move out, asshole!"
kiakia0131 23
That's what you get for moving in together so soon. FYI- you don't have to listen to him... unless you are locked in on a lease or rental contract. Then FYL.
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EllieB123 5
Haha, say "then YOU move out, asshole!"
syddyb 0
logic ^
stephanieface 0
maybe you shouldn't have even been living together that early into your relationship
misstessaelice 5
you don't deserve that. I would leave him.
wesley99 0
What makes you think she didn't deserve it, what if she's a total bitch??
TheChad12 2
If shes a total bitch, do you think the bf would still wanna live with her? especially after dumping her. She would kill him in his sleep.
kiakia0131 23
That's what you get for moving in together so soon. FYI- you don't have to listen to him... unless you are locked in on a lease or rental contract. Then FYL.
prinzess_fml 25
I agree. Maybe money was the reason why he asked her to move in in the first place.
skittle68 0
I don't think almost a year is too soon...
your_face 15
But they didn't move in together at 11 months. They moved in at some earlier time, and are now regretting it. Hence, why it was too soon for them. You need to make sure the two of you are going to last before you make a commitment like moving in together.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Move out anyway. He pulled the asshole move of insisting that you don't move out even after he broke up with you, so I'd say he doesn't deserve your sympathy or your charity at this point.
mylifesucksserio 15
you reckon they've stool got a chance together
nerdsgetmehot 23
#40 Definitely not.
mylifesucksserio 15
hang on I knew I recognized you your the girl with the funny YouTube channel you e so funny one of my friends sent me the link
DearlyBeloved20 3
Leave him. He broke your heart now break his bank.
glorialaura21 8
^^ "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned'd. Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorn'd."
my_user_name 7
That does suck, but you kind of deserve it for moving in together when you had been dating for less than a year. Hopefully your name isn't on the lease so you can tell him to deal with his own rent problems. I don't think there's any way you can live with your ex and make it work.
RedPillSucks 33
Unless your name is on the lease, is there anything stopping you from leaving?
onetreehill143 0
move out in that mofo
kels_409 0
It's time for a few one night stands.
starile 20
Even better, if OP and her ex share a bed. Breaking up with her and insisting she not leave-- he's gotta learn what he's asking for.
ktrose 0
Did you honestly say, "**** my life" in this situation? Really?
mylifesucksserio 15
yeh your probably right I mean I've been hit in the balls with a cricket and baseball 3 times on 7 days that's gotta be worse
ktrose 0
Lmfao. I just try picturing this situation and I can't imagine how her life would be ******. Her boyfriend dumped her, yes that sucks but I don`t see the "FML" in it.