Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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Top comments
stephhrunsaway 21
Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.
mimiminx 23
What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!
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Comments (123)
vladimirnabokov 15
I'd be....offended to say the least. That was really mean and unnecessary of him to say.
little_star78 13
What an asshole…he's probably the type of guy that can't take the fact that you're stronger then him. Do yourself a favor, dump the childish douche and go find yourself a real man.
ksks1234 33
OP-If this was a one time thing, talk to him and let him know how you feel. If he constantly puts you down to make himself feel better, run now. It will only get worse, and emotional scars last a lot longer than physical. It does not matter if you are 100 lbs or 300 lbs, your boyfriend should not make you feel horrible about yourself.
000lizzy000 13
He was just sad he got beaten by a girl ;) Had to defend his manhood ya know, just wasn't the right way to do it
XSabinX 3
Tell him to put down the Cheetos and go to Judo class.
SleepySloth 4
Dump that jack ass
joanniejore 7
I would dump him. If he's ok with saying hurtful things like that to you, then he is not worth your time.
skyeyez9 25
Sit on his chest till he passes out, then break up with him.
musiciangirl591 16
wow, what a sore loser, don't listen to him, he's just mad because he got beat by a girl :P but seriously that was mean and unnecessary
bestofbritish93 8
What a prick and a sore loser too, even if he was joking that's not funny! :S