Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
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Top comments
whatsittoyabitch 15
Tell him to hand over his glasses so you could try and find his penis :)
dudeman1212 22
What a ****.
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Comments (55)
dudeman1212 22
What a ****.
Flaming_Pandas 15
First comment, you had one job.
katieemerr 15
At first I read the FML that OP's boyfriend realised how hot she was after putting the glasses on.. Then I realised it was when he took them off. Shame on him! Calling him a c*nt is a bit harsh though..
devildog562 33
18 I though the same thing until I re-read it . And yea **** is a little aggressive, more like a dingle berry. Who says that to their girlfriend? (Rhetorical) you think he'd have a little more brains and class then to insult the person he's dating.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Straight to the point #1, I like it
Pauline96_fml 20
Isn't calling him a **** like calling him a pussy?
1karls1 8
What her boyfriend said to her was harsh.
BigLatchZatch 14
Take pride in your sudden increase in desirability, OP.
whatsittoyabitch 15
Tell him to hand over his glasses so you could try and find his penis :)
MeanBeagle 22
or so you could find someone who Cares.
blahblah5743794 19
That's a confidence booster of a boyfriend you've got there
Nathan_h24 17
Maybe he's just stupid and that wasnt even his intention
garrett_8614 14
I'm gonna agree with #14 and say he's just pretty stupid.
devildog562 33
Ha. He actually was neging his girlfriend. What an amateur, she was probably sober and confident .
fobgirl10171 16
The OP's name is "aspiemeanswell". The BF might have Aspberger's and not understand the social cues that what he said was wrong.
pinkster2014 25
#36 - Good point. Way to pay attention to detail :) I never would've thought of that.
Rababco 29
I thought she was referring to herself but it's also possible she was referring to her boyfriend as well. Actually it would probably make more sense since Aspergers is much more common in males than females and the FML is about the boyfriend. Her username is like me, I mean well but I'll often say or do something annoying or offensive without meaning to.
soccer_isbae 15
Your boyfriend definitely knows what girls want to hear
Mynamewontfi 40
Assuming you don't wear or need glasses, take his and put them on and tell him the same thing.
MeanBeagle 22
I see what he did there.
upallnight11 19
I find myself downvoting every single one of your comments lmao
MeanBeagle 22
that's ok. lol. like my description says. I'm funny to myself.
Seabiscuit218 12
As someone with bad vision I find this boyfriend of yours amazingly rude.. When you take your glasses off, nothing looks pretty. It all kinda mushed into a blur of moving featureless blobs of colour. Basically, he's an asshole.
YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21
I actually like to be without my contact lenses. With glasses/lenses on you suddenly see all the ugly details of everything.
Rababco 29
Well, considering OP's username, the boyfriend probably has Aspergers and is a sweet guy who means well but genuinely doesn't know any different. He probably also doesn't recognize that OP is offended or at least doesn't understand why she's upset. He
miianah1 22
I have glasses and whenever I look in the mirror, I'm never sure if I look ugly with glasses or glasses allow me to see how ugly I really am. Lol
shay_serendipity 29
I feel you. Sometimes I feel like I might be ugly because of my glasses, but maybe I'm just ugly in general.
Im2Shy 16
I feel the same way! I try to avoid every mirror when I'm wearing my glasses. I truly hate them.
marcranger 29
17, I've switched between glasses and contacts enough to know that it's not the glasses' fault in my case. :p
CoGhostRider 31
I feel the same way! Only I don't wear glasses...
Needafarm 22
Has someone been watching "Married with Children?"