Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument. I suggested we have a movie night. He suggested an all day/night Star Wars marathon. I’d be OK, if it wasn’t for the fact that we’ve done that at least five times in the last two months. He says I’m the one being unfair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument when I suggested we start sleeping in separate rooms. He thinks I don’t love him anymore, but that’s not the case. I’m madly in love with him, but he snores like a freight train and thrashes like a fucking Ninja Turtle all night. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I didn’t feel like going fishing, and compared me to his "fake" friends, even though every day for the past two months, I’ve gone every time he’s asked. But anytime I suggest we do something different, he shuts it down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
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Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Tell him he either does what you want once in a while or you won’t be touching his light sabre for a while.
Jonkbaby 23
how about Back to the Future or Indiana Jones? I think they were made by the same studio
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
"Unfair an being bitch are you...on wait it..." You probably should be doing the Star Wars marathon about twice a week. For a change of pace, drop acid and watch the movies in reverse order.
ahabsfan 17
Tell him he either does what you want once in a while or you won’t be touching his light sabre for a while.
Mercedes Nicole Johnson 6
😭😭😭😭 he’ll for sure change his mind then lmao
Stephany Rivadeneyra 2
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Isaac Shields 9
people who use sex as a bargaining chip in a relationship end up divorced cheated on or both
Jonkbaby 23
how about Back to the Future or Indiana Jones? I think they were made by the same studio
clover1983 12
If it means I don’t have to leave the house for any reason, I’m down.
xbaconator9000x 16
I mean.... it IS Star Wars...
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
This is me with Harry Potter. I could watch them every day for a month. Star wars though..... no thanks.
foxyladyalias 2
A silent narcicistic bf.. Those ones are great....