Today, my mom called me a "useless spoiled brat" because I refused to drive my sister across the city just to buy flavored gelatin. I've had Amoebic Dysentery for 3 days now and need constant bathroom access. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my parents told me I have a bunch of chores to do today, no excuses. I have severe diarrhea and can’t leave the toilet. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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Misoranomegami 16
Agree to take your sister on the condition that you use your mother's car in case lack of bathroom access leads to messy issues. My bet is she'd drop the subject.
Glowworm56 27
Who's the real "useless spoiled brat" here, mom?
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Glowworm56 27
Who's the real "useless spoiled brat" here, mom?
Misoranomegami 16
Agree to take your sister on the condition that you use your mother's car in case lack of bathroom access leads to messy issues. My bet is she'd drop the subject.
BadKitty13 28
Well that's pretty shitty.
Arashikage 18
Like your pun
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Well your mom had a really crappy attitude. Wait till she walks in on you crying in the fecal position, then she'll have to rethink words.
RichardPencil 32
You should buy adult diapers and fill them up as you help your sister on her mission. Flavored Jell-O is just that AMAZING! Who's with me on that?
Lobby_Bee 18
Hard to say. I cannot formally form an opinion until I try unflavored Jell-O.
RichardPencil 32
I shall wait patiently for you to do such research.
Adeline90 10
That seriously sucks :(
sophiehelen 32
tbh the second part of your FML is totally irrelevant. you don't have to explain yourself for not doing this ridiculous task
DanielleinDC 34
No, the second part is totally relevant. Not only does OP's mom want him to drive his sister across the city (why can't mom do it?), but she doesn't care that he has dysentery and probably should not be driving.
xebi 4
If one of her children is spoiled, who does she think spoiled them? I would personally think it's your sister's behaviour that meets that description but either way it's generally the parents who do the spoiling...
thatslifeiguess7 16
shouldn't you be in the hospital and on an iv and antibiotics
stephh_1 11
Well that definitely sucks, hope you get better soon.