Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, I found out why my friends don’t invite me to Karaoke Thursday Nights anymore. Apparently, I act like a “show off” and “presumptuous” and make the others feel bad. It’s not my fault I have a decent singing voice. I guess they don’t like that. FML
Today, I was sitting with a group of people at lunch. I was having a bad day, so I began venting to them. Eventually, they got tired of it and banned me from the table, because my "depressing mindset" reminds them of their trauma. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Today, I found out one of my "friends" is “scared” to talk to me because I’m black. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
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jebron 13
I think you've dodged a bullet there
DerrickJames 33
Why would you want to be invited to hangout with people that use the N-word?
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Comments (26)
invadermaythe1st 35
Just make more faces regularly, they'll just think you do that anyway!
jebron 13
I think you've dodged a bullet there
MDoremis 38
Sure did.
muis545 21
lots of bullets flying lately
DerrickJames 33
Why would you want to be invited to hangout with people that use the N-word?
gracehi 33
Some people are just uncouth and don't take that word seriously. It doesn't necessarily mean they're bad people out racist. But excluding someone just because they're not comfortable with the entirety of your vocabulary is mean.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
No, #4, I think using the N word when you aren't black is pretty racist.
teentee401 37
#4: As a black person, I say gtfo with that. Every white person I know who uses the n-word insists time and time again that they aren't racist, but are still somehow totally comfy with using a racial slur that has been used against black people since...well for a pretty long time! And besides, if you aren't black, you don't get to decide whether or not the n-word is racist. And if you ARE black and comfortable with it, fine. But not everyone will be, and that should be fine too.
dVwarfare 15
I'm Mexican so I can say it...right?
cheeeksss 29
I get judged on the daily because of my "resting bitch face." I feel ya, OP.
Jowisee 29
Same here, apparently I look like a moody bitch all the time!
countryboymike 2
Resting bitch face keeps your face wrinkle free longer!
cheeeksss 29
I have an oily face so I like to think I have a natural moisturizer that prevents wrinkles lol. I am mistaken for a high schooler way too often.
Mathalamus 25
meh, dont hang out with coworkers anyway. that's what friends are for.
snowkittyyy 18
The N-word is uncomfortable though. I don't think you did wrong.
Theokholes 14
Start dressing as a rap star and calling the n-word to everybody, they'll start making faces too and then you can sqy they make you uncomfortable
firefox9778 20
And then OP can lose their job, eh? Just ignore it, you can find some better friends, OP!
gracehi 33
That's just their cover. The truth is that they're intimidated by your charm and good looks.
Devtyro 14
You're probably better off. people like that tend to be poor company.
askullnamedbilly 33
Was it your o-face? Because that's the only reason anyone should ever be uncomfortable about someone 'making a face' at the n-word.