Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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livzielove 0
why does justin bieber have an fml account...
TapialPaado 1
Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Comments (205)
callofduty4life 0
Queer.
Nimmrodel 11
You're ok, you just need to have little think about what you want from life.
Autoshot 9
Um, what?
broccoli2 0
a husband, and an adopted Himalayan whistle kid.
broccoli2 0
a husband, and an adopted Himalayan whistle kid.
Mrken 0
yes
muchagente 5
so ******* what?
DjeePee 25
This is one of those FML's where you don't deserve it and where your life also isn't ******. I would suggest that you think about your sexuality. If you're living in an homophobic environment, you can have pushed your sexuality away to avoid problems, so yeah, think again. There is nothing wrong with being gay.
lakeybalboa 0
yes there is, you cant reproduce.
Uncouth 0
Truth. Experiment a little. It sounds like you just have a latent curiosity.
gxkon 5
go get you a man then
The_grumpy_bear 0
So, you're gay or you just had a brain fart. Big deal.
The_grumpy_bear 0
WTF how was anything I said worth moderating? lol
Sirin_fml 47
If you don't like a story, please just move on to the next one, instead of being a miserable git.
Sprocket 5
Maybe you are straight and you're actually transgendered. There is an answer you will like since you're still technically straight. P:
shift_love 13
lol really?
shakeTHEworld 12
Well, we learn something new everyday.
FallonFerSure 6
Aww :)
Egnar 19
So either today you found out your bi/gay or the more likely, you saw 2 people being affectionate, and, being lonely and down on your luck actually just thought it would be nice to be with somebody who shared that kind of affection, or, that you could be that guy for somebody else. While the first part is possible [in which case, is it really an FML that you're gay?] but I'd say the second part is far more likely.
Prism_Perfect 3
Egnar, you are wise beyond your years.
bitheway 2
My life is an FML for being gay with a slight attraction 2 chicks
Egnar 19
Well Prism, you know, gotta shed some realism and thought on all the comment pages filled with rash and hasty reactions!
Prism_Perfect 3
I couldn't agree more. Most of these pages are filled with trash authored by individuals who shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Prism_Perfect 3
I also enjoy that you snuggle with porcupines. That was funnier than any of the FML posts I read today.
Egnar 19
Porcupines need love too! And I agree, I've been reading FML for so long, and always looked at comments thinking "ugghh, these people are harsh and just so stupid some times". Decided like a week ago I needed to stop lurking and get on bringing some reason through.
Prism_Perfect 3
Sounds familiar. I had thus far dissuaded myself from creating an account because I seldom see a conversation I'm interested in joining. Your comment changed my mind. Maybe there are a few sane folks left after all.
Prism_Perfect 3
bitheway: I'm not certain that's abnormal. I'm a straight female, but certainly recognize that females are often quite sexy. I can feel a certain level of physical attraction toward a female without necessarily wanting to pursue her. I think that's true of a lot of people.
bitheway 2
True #219 but up until I was in 8th grade I was only attracted to girls and up until then I only worried about the size of the other boys 8th grade is when I had a full crush on another guy