Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
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sparkledoge 29
"Quietgirlsucks" you know, just because apparently even though she's quiet, she can get shit done instead of just staring at a guy and commenting on how hot and dreamy he is. So lame, right ?
loxe_fml 15
Maybe she's only quiet around you then, how often do you even see her?
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Clint_Westwood_fml 10
Just think of the things she wants to do to YOU after that comment! "Hell hath no fury", my friend.
sparkledoge 29
"Quietgirlsucks" you know, just because apparently even though she's quiet, she can get shit done instead of just staring at a guy and commenting on how hot and dreamy he is. So lame, right ?
macone 30
"Quietgirlsucks"? Well, maybe that's how she got her hot boyfriend.
Lalala579121 28
I know, right? It's almost as if she talks to people she has interest in rather than just watching from afar. Naaaah, that would make too much sense. She's obviously a Wiccan and has him under a spell.
brinnablaine 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Witch would be the better word here, not Wiccan. One of the main points of the Wiccan faith is that Wiccans do not/should not cast spells on others without their consent. I know you meant your comment to be funny, but misinformation can be dangerous. It can cause people to be fearful, hateful, and even violent toward Wiccans. Sure, there are people who call themselves Wiccans but still intentionally harm or manipulate others, but they are not the majority.
Dave_Davington 34
#25, who else besides other Wiccans would actually take a Wiccan "casting spells" seriously? Those people are more a laughing stock than an object of fear or hate.
SquidApocalypse 9
#25 The fact that you're serious is a little off putting. Did a Wiccan cast a spell of mind control on you?
Lalala579121 28
I like how you literally said "there are Wiccans who harm or manipulate others" while trying to explain that it wouldn't be a Wiccan.
zipJohn 16
I don't think anyone really cares about any of what you just said. You said you understood the comment to be funny, but you still pick it apart and try to make a null point.
usedletterboard 7
Why do you think being attracted to someone is a crime? They may not have known the guy existed before that moment.
loxe_fml 15
Maybe she's only quiet around you then, how often do you even see her?
bambisapphic 18
I don't see how she expects anyone to know that if she doesn't talk...
hellobobismyname 24
I don't think she expected everyone to know, it was just an awkward thing that happened. Plus, sane girls don't normally go around just announcing to the world who their boyfriend is anyway, quiet or not.
kafka13 9
you're right, i guess she should just stick the picture of her boyfriend on her forehead so just be sure that everyone knows they're together
Binglebeee 16
Ok I might get some hate for this, but while she may be telling the truth about dating him, there's a slim chance that she may just be obsessed with him and not actually dating him. I'm just going on 'quiet' people I knew in school
Startled_Toenail 21
No. I have an anxiety disorder and went through HELL in school. I couldn't talk. No matter how hard I tried I was practically mute. She might be the same. I was accused of all sorts, bullied, called weird etc. By idiots like you. It's not fair. Being quiet doesn't make you a crazy person.
whatoftoday 6
"People like you." Generalize much?
LivToFail 28
Oh please 22, from my experience so many bullies are a dime a dozen, if I had a dime for every time a bully told me "apologise for pearl harbour" (I'm japanese) then laughed about like they're the most clever **** on the planet I'd be rich.
Lalala579121 28
28 - You should just tell them to apologize for Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and explain that Pearl Harbor wouldn't have even happened had America not forced Japan to open their borders.
JustStella 28
I agree with 38. Hit 'em with the facts! They're so dumb they won't comprehend and their heads will explode. Win.
Danne696 14
I don't see how that is awkward, She can't possibly assume you know it, so just laughing it of with a "Wow, you're lucky" seems fairly easy.
DelugeandDrought 7
"QuietGirlSucks" because you told her how interested you are in her boyfriend? Bad pick for a name. It doesn't really sound like you're the type to step in on a relationship based on the six lines of text I now know about you. Assuming my assumption is not completely retarded, you should just own your mistake and explain yourself to her so you don't end up with people thinking you're happy being the other person in a relationship. Not a fun reputation to have.
spirithound 13
lol, when ppl pick their screen name based on one FML and then are stuck with it....
arrouz 13
When you submit an FML, you can choose something other than your username to appear at the top of the FML
oathkeeper99 31
Shouldn't be too much of a problem, if I were her I'd take it as a compliment that other people also thought her boyfriend was hot. Whenever anyone tells me my boyfriend is attractive and shows any jealousy towards me for it I always take it as a compliment.
9a_z1 11
I agree about the compliment (not about the jealousy though, that's just sad), it's not like OP said 'damn I can't wait to steal that guy'. I think my bloke is hot so it would be silly to think that noone else would too, and I'm a quiet girl who doesn't use situations like that to make others feel stupid, we don't all suck thanks.
doodlecloud 27
Your response: "Wow I totally never knew that! You're so lucky, he's really cute, huh? How did you guys meet then?" Though, she COULD just have a really great sense of humour and enjoyed freaking you out though haha.
alex_gen 39
Who says that's actually the truth? Maybe she just really likes the guy too and wants you to back off him. Did she call him over? Did he make any romantic comments to her? I know this will get downvoted, but consider that he's "very hot", means he could be very popular, and it wouldn't be just you liking him.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Couples don't need to be romantic and interact all the time. So her not calling him over, or him making no romantic advances, doesn't necessarily mean anything. From what I understand, most people don't like to see other's PDA, so a lot of couples refrain. Very hot also doesn't mean popular, there's lots of attractive people in the world, and I'd say the ones who have "popular" status, aren't a large group. And even if he is, she could very well being dating the popular guy, why is that so far fetched? I don't see why she'd lie when it's so easy to prove, OP can simply go up to the guy and ask if she's his gf. Given that the girl is the quiet type, she probably tries to avoid embarrassment at all costs because it draws attention. Believe it or not, the quiet girl can get the attractive guy, and her being quiet doesn't mean she's unattractive either.
sparkledoge 29
Not to mention if he is indeed the popular guy, maybe he likes a girl who's quiet about their relationship unless it somehow comes into the conversation. Like it did in this case. Maybe he wouldn't like a girl who shouts proudly about her relationship with the popular guy, and shows off like he's a trophy. Popular people have feelings too, you know.