Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Please save future people a lot of trouble and file an assault and battery case against her. She's clearly an unstable individual and needs to be reigned in ASAP.
Mungolikecandy 19
At that point you press charges, because that level of jealousy turns into domestic abuse or further acts of violence and needs to be stopped.
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Comments (7)
Mungolikecandy 19
At that point you press charges, because that level of jealousy turns into domestic abuse or further acts of violence and needs to be stopped.
Sinshine 28
At that point you press charges because someone freaking punched you in the face for no real reason.
Mungolikecandy 19
A very good point which I should have also added.
tounces7 28
Please save future people a lot of trouble and file an assault and battery case against her. She's clearly an unstable individual and needs to be reigned in ASAP.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Lay charges. I know it seems a bit harsh, but perhaps the girl who assaulted you needs a reality check so that she can change her approach to emotional threats.
easybree 10
harsh???
Victoria Juan 5
while that girl was so out of line in punching you, maybe dont wink at strangers, that shit is creepy af. a smile really is all you need.
JackFaire 27
While her reaction was overboard you were out of line winking at either one of them.
julfunky 29
I don’t care what your sexual orientation is, winking at a couple you don’t even know making out is not cute. At all. You didn’t deserve a punch in the face, but take this as a lesson learned.
kimmy3kk 2
Yo Thats crazyyyyyy