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Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

dude... it's golf. It's not that intense

Cad6 24

Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.

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rocker_chick105 31

dude... it's golf. It's not that intense

Cad6 24

Fancy jumping high fives make anything intense.

baddud300 6

What a champ!

Naomimi_fml 6

So hardcore!

enriquepp 4

I take it you have never played golf it can get pretty intense

kalgon 0

Camping is in tents....

JiggaJayZ 16

35 is right. Golf wears you down fast as shit. And you can't say that it's not intense if you've never played a round. I challenge you all to go to your local course and play 9 holes without breaking a sweat. Also bonus points to the person who doesn't get yelled at by the old fart behind them on the course.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Don't worry, I wont break a single sweat. Because it's not at all sweat inducing. Unless it's hot or there is a blazing sun above you, of course you'll sweat.

xcarxcrashx 9

51 I'll take your word

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

I've been playing golf for 11 years and have worked at a course for nine. From all of my experiences doing both, you're going to sweat. Unless of course you take a golf cart. I dare anyone saying it's not intense to WALK a full 18 hole round and tell me you didn't sweat or aren't at least a little tired... Walking while playing golf is one of the best core workouts a person can get. Especially when you carry your bag.

RacerX1695 1

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buck33 14

Just because you break a sweat doesn't mean it's hardcore or anything. Nothing against golf, but it's not like you have to exert yourself or anything.

MrAntibob 6

Every swing is exerting yourself because you are using energy to move your muscles. Maybe just not a lot of exertion ;)

gojira666 7

Golf is a great workout. Mentally and physically.

ihasbrains 10

I honestly believe that golf shouldn't be considered as a sport unless the 'player' is walking their course while playing. It does challenge you mentally, yeah, but it's not as physically taxing as other sports when you're in a golf cart. But this is coming from a horseback rider (which, by the way, is actually incredibly physically and mentally taxing, especially if you don't condition yourself with other exercises. At least with the discipline that I practice.) so I suppose my opinion could be considered illegitimate.

McDonaldsworker 4

I tripped and sprained my ankle one time while playing golf its not really that dangerous though, duh.

KM96 24

Lol nice pun #50. Everyone seems to be using it these days though :D

ComTlancy 12

It's a great game, it just gets a bad rap for being boring. Try the Tour de France. I bet there is nothing more demanding than that.

TheStoryOfWazza 9

That's what you get when you act gay.

MaCOOLiT 5

#35,#51, #66 - really? Golf is Intense? Damn, i bet you all faint watching a chess game. And yes, I play golf. I just did 18 holes, no sweat, not tired. Its a RELAXING/GENTLEMENS sport. NOT intense.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

You must be one hell of an athlete. I get tired out more from golfing than I did from running track and playing basketball in school. I guess I must be doing it wrong since no one else gets tired from walking 18 holes...

twinny_sc 13

Maybe you should've just done a regular high five.

MsConfusedd 27

That would've taken away the fun though

DrDilllonReese 12

Regular high fives are for regular people. Winners mix it up.

StoryOfTheYear 15

Thank you ever so much captain hindsight.

LightningCactus 12

Hindsight? Pshh, I prefer hindsight

SpottedZebra42 14

Too mainstream.

strawberrywine22 30

Lol, I've done worse but that's still funny. Ydi, cause golf isn't intense enough for more than a basic high five.

pancakerocks 1

aghhh! your eyes! im sorry, but whats wrong with them?

efrainelboricua 12

I like her eyes

G0odgrief 0

I think it's just a LOT of eyeliner...

shoopd 19

They're badly photoshopped...

FMLshark 12

her face is badly airbrushed, too. It's photoshop.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

She used the 'burn' feature on photoshop on her eyes. Way too heavily.

starman02 12

Come on guys she Is definitely a vampire. I bet she sparkles

omarzrgz 3

Why is golf a sport?

Dracoboxer357 36

^ Cause they couldn't say it wasn't after accepting that fishing is, which involves sleeping in a boat with a beer in your hand. ;D

olpally 33

Ever hear of tiger woods?? No?? Get a clue then and research the history of it... One of the oldest sports in the country and anyone can play.

omarzrgz 3

I love nothing more than getting people mad :)

xStaciexLynnx 15

26- You say that like Tiger Woods automatically makes it a sport. Sooo is being a manwhore a sport, too?

cgchamp89 7

He was one of the greatest golfers in history... not one of the greatest man ******. Don't compare apples and oranges.

taco_bender 12

*36 No, not yet. Its a hobby and if enough people do it then it will be a sport. Just like golf, and anyone can do it.

Dracoboxer357 36

31- Oooooo!! I can't believe I got trolled so easily! I knew the question was too simple! Bleh! ;) Well played, Sir. ;P

Cad6 24

I can imagine this happening in cartoon form. Thanks for the comedic imagery!

GoW_Chick 15

I bet he was teed off *bada dum tsssssh*

weasel123 9

Maybe you should have practiced the "fancy jumping high five" before executing it on the golf course.

David199619 8

Haha. "We got a badass over here"

porcupineattack1 5

Love that meme!

irishbohemian 0

Golf clap! haven't you ever heard of the golf clap?!

DoubleCross 9

People don't usually, or shouldnt usually, have that much time on their hands 6

weasel123 9

You're probably right.

Teyros 24

Did you get a hole in one? I hope it was worth it op :P