Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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livzielove 0
why does justin bieber have an fml account...
TapialPaado 1
Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Comments (205)
stevenmx86 8
Surprise!
joshswensoon15 0
did justin beiber get shot? everyone is sayin that
khaya 9
How is realizing your gay a FML?, No, wait I get it. No pussy.
triggerit 5
my condolence to all girls.... you lost perhaps a good ******
RainbowHeadache 2
OP if the thought of your sweaty dime sack slapping against another guys sweaty dime sack doesn't appeal to you then I don't think you're gay. My ex told me he was bi & I asked him this same question & he outright said "That's nasty. No." Solved that real quick. haha
vita987 0
he lied to you!! lol who would say that to there girlfriend?! yes I like balls on my chin, chicks wouldn't even admit that! gosh
DjeePee 25
I guess that I'm for 80 percent straight. I can't fell in love with a woman (hence the straight part), but heck, a woman's body is so gorgeous.
blackvyper 8
No shame being queer. Lady Gaga says you were born that way.
noahvs67 0
you're black
gaygirl666 0
love that :)
Tanya33 1
Lmfao!
NCR 0
see a doctor
PassTheDutch 0
haha there are so many comments moderated lol I wish I read it earlier.