Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Top comments
Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
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Comments (243)
AznShadowWc 9
Smooth job
hockey199813 5
Hand Job with a guy
Keyman1212 14
Hand jobs only for OP if she were a guy. Which isn't the case, ya dingleberry.
chiddy_bang71 0
12 your comment didn't make sense because if he's gay he wouldn't want a hand job from a woman. by the way, you spelled write wrong in your description.
Neopets_dot_com 0
Big dicks in your ass is bad for your health.
chiddy_bang71 0
It wouldn't have been an fml if he was straight.
eurostar710 11
All sexy guys are gay. Sucks for you. Rocks for me ;D haha
MrPedoBear_fml 4
He's all mine.
TheRealEllieSan 9
Just because OP assumed he was gay doesn't mean he was, he could be 100% straight for all we know. Straight males that support gay rights DO exist, I would know, I'm dating one.
nalia18 8
All hot guys are either gay, married, or a jack asss...... And all the sweet hot guys r taken....
MrPedoBear_fml 4
116- I'm coming bieber
fthislyfe 22
Seriously, Why are gay guys so HOT? I want to become gay :(((
nitram06 2
If anyone truly believes that Iran affords women the same rights as Europe and Western Countries the term brainwashed comes to mind. I would guess you also believe Ahmadinejad is a wonderful leader. Iran is one of the most oppressive countries in the world, and a blatant sponsor of terrorism...
holygodthatshars 0
Ooh I bet the cute guy was Chris Colfer!
nitram06 2
Funny my comment is being downvoted; 132, here is an excerpt from an inside reporters essay on Iran. I can link if anyone wants. This is slightly off topic but it makes me want to puke reading 132's profile. Here is the quote: A woman is beaten until she is hospitalized, yet she is not able to get a divorce, a woman can get a divorce but her children will be taken away from her, a woman’s job prospects are severely limited so she is forced into prostitution to keep herself alive. These lines seem to come from a sad movie, but unfortunately they are true for many women in Iran. In a country, which is ruled by Islamic Law, and in which the supreme leader is a man, women live under extreme oppressive conditions.
nitram06 2
Just another note to correct even more of 132's lies - as an avid chess player I find it repulsive that such drivel would be passed off as truth. The history of chess spans some 1500 years. The earliest predecessors of the game originated in India, before the 6th century AD. From India, the game spread to Persia. It's 100% documented that the Indian peoples invented the game known as chess.
hinchkongfang 0
Well??? Do you???
krystal753 0
maybe he wasnt gay. he cud of been researching into the topic and trying to get ppl involved too. so girl, get ur flirt on :)
YoTengoTomatoes 7
-.- really op? Ur gonna make an fml cos' a cute guy is supporting gay rights? That doesn't mean he's gay. Just like how people supporting animal rights aren't animals?
blackblood94 7
Some of them are o.O
IntoTheClouds 42
That'd be my dream. xD If only it happened more often.
puppiesandrainbo 1
Hah... Gay rights.
OhbbyCx 6
I would've given him a minute. c: Like. He could've turned out to be one of your best friends. c:
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
Oh I knoooow right? XD
Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
ChristinaAAR 14
Hahaha so true!
RawrNom 0
My best friend is gay and he and his boyfriend are so cute! all the girls think they're just friends and flirt away, until one kisses the other and they go away, slightly broken hearted aha! gays are mostly cute. always assume they are gay and you won't have to worry :)
RacerX1695 1
Well being straight and single, that must mean I am unbelievably ugly.
TheMotorCity 6
No I don't have a minute. Stupid faggots...
Luciens19 0
#48, I can understand why you have something against gay people. I'm gay, and it must kill you to know that I could still get a better girl then you could. I'd be mildly upset in that case too. You prick.
tacovender 7
Looks like someone got owned! :D
Cereal_Is_Good 5
48- Whether you're trolling or being serious, why even say that? People should be allowed to do what they want, asshole.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#48 I hope you get run over, you stupid homophobe...
TheOtherMakona 0
Not true!! I'm not taken OR gay.
cloudiarose 5
well then ppl either THINK you're gay or taken.. but if you're not taken, they probably think you're gay.
emmaa3451 11
Lol hot guys are douches, ugly guys are sweet and sweet hot guys are gay. -.-
docscientist 10
118 - I suppose I should thank you for telling me I'm gay. I had thought I was secure in my sexual orientation of being straight, but you spoke such a truth that I must assuredly be lying to myself. Now if only I could convince my penis to stop being attracted to women.
rickolette 0
Ya know u just called urself hot. How humble of u. -.-
MeganCello 8
That fact that you think you're hot makes you an ass.
docscientist 10
Humility can stand aside when I need to make a point. And how does recognizing one's personal aesthetics make him/her and ass. Don't be a jackass.
docscientist 10
Considering your age, I can see where you're coming from as you're just starting high school. Recognizing that I'm good looking doesn't make me shallow, conceited, or a jerk. It's the stereotypes that people attribute to looks is why I made a point. And I know people said it somewhat facetiously, but there is a often kernel of belief when they are said. Besides, I could be ugly for all you know, but it doesn't change the core of my argument.
mduffy08 8
This world is so backwards. Same gender relationships are disgusting, you have got to be kidding if this is what you consider "normal".
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
I'm both! :)
DWilliamson 7
Homosexuality is found in more than 400 species of animals. Homophobia is found in only one. tl;dr, redefine your definition of "normal", ya jackarse
WideVocabulary 1
AHAHAHAHA
dbonics 0
being gay sure as hell isn't "normal" stop trying to push that crap on people. the plumbing was never intended to go the way of gay
Jamicianprince 1
Damn that sucks
fml8396 0
You're from Jamaica? I've always wanted to go there! And you don't look like you're 13, you look like you're in your 20's.
Jamicianprince 1
That's cool get that alot
Nikkitaria 9
Well, do you?
Nikkitaria 9
Well, do you?
hockey199813 5
You should have said you were a man to get with him
bizarre_ftw 22
How would she have explained that away once the clothes fell off? :P
Drummerboy1234 0
well you didn't quite think that one through...
FreshlyCut 0
Where's the penis?Nuff said..
Ghostkiller12345 9
Sex change? rofl
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
TheThrasher_fml 0
I'm actually the kind of guy who stands up for gay rights because it's the right thing to do.
cloudiarose 5
ummm.. I beg to differ.
SaphireFlames 0
Gays are stupid and i hate them
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** you #98.
starburst7596 14
Most of the guys on my GSA are straight.
puppiesandrainbo 1
What makes it the "right thing to do?"
drummerp64 16
I'm with this one here. I try to do a lot for LGBT rights, and I'm totally straight. (Then again, this might explain why I've never had a girlfriend.) Same goes for a lot of my friends though, too.
WorkThatButt 2
He takes it up the butt I guess.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Your username goes well with that comment...
elisabeth1_fml 0
Lol
blondie1208 17
Why do the cute ones have to be gay?
blaherman 12
The shallowness shows in this on strong.
brandonWHFB10 0
how the he'll do you send a message on here ?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#66, Ask sirin or alan...
Freeze_fml 17
Because some cult of Bieber worshippers started a new trend.
MegaTroller_fml 5
Full of biased opinions everywhere.
richardcard82 5
And why do ***** have to be superficial and shallow ?
extradorkyloser 4
My goodness it's true. Reminds me of the blonde from Skins. Sooooo cute yet so never gonna go for me ):
DrDilllonReese 12
I'm not gay... Am I? Or am I just ugly? Somebody tell me, my world is in tatters!!! D:
IndigoAcrylic 9
DrDillion, You seem slightly full of yourself x] No offence ^^
DrDilllonReese 12
Haha I'm just playing around. Besides, I said me being ugly is a possibility, I think I'm being perfectly fair and balanced!
cheetahbud159 7
Unnecessary.
fml8396 0
How do u send people messages on here?
DrDilllonReese 12
The mobile sight
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
... We care more?
RuskiManBearPig 4
Why do stuck up ****** always ask that question?