Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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livzielove 0
why does justin bieber have an fml account...
TapialPaado 1
Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Comments (205)
Enslaved 38
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being turned on by watching a good looking couple make out.
shift_love 13
except that terrible pic of Tommy lee and Pam Anderson is gross. I hate Tommy lee. funny your comment directly related to your user pic.
meb09 0
lmao :)
justin1104lee 0
maybe u were both this gay. think about it and open ur arms for ur new sexuality!
jmanrollin 0
gayyyy
khaya 9
So the third time means your gay, shit gonna have to buy some dresses.
khaya 9
****, that means I'm gay, OP what's your no.?
DocBastard 40
If you want to find out if you're gay, take DocBastard's Gayness Quiz: 1) Do you like showtunes? 2) Do you like Liza Minelli? 3) Do you enjoy interior design? 4) Do you enjoy fashion magazines? 5) Do you like the feeling of a sweaty scrotum slapping against your chin and/or buttocks? If you're a man and you answered "yes", then congratulations! You're gay.
styphon 5
sometimes you can be funny but this time it's a swing and a miss. this an example of small minded comedy, much like Carlos mencia.
DocBastard 40
Styphon, it's called hyperbole and nothing more. They can't all be home runs. :)
emily14swim 0
lol
khaya 9
It's not gay if you are the one giving it.
AFwifeKern 0
ppl u either r born wit a straight gene or a gay gene he may hav gotten the gay gene not his fault
sgtrobswifey 0
I disagree. I have relatives that are gay, that even say they weren't born gay. It's a choice, not a genetic anomaly.
YANKS2728 0
if you like Justin Bieber then you are.