Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
newjerseyguy 0
She is cheating on you and doesn't want the other boyfriend(s) to find out he or they aren't the only one(s)
nuknfutz 2
i can completely relate... i was a "stalker" because i read a post thread n commented.
perdix 31
Hey, you're messing up her game. By posting "I love you" on her wall, you are ruining the illusion of exclusivity she is giving several of her other boyfriends. You seem to have bought into it -- don't screw it up for everyone else. PS: Always use condoms with this one.
ZielZone 4
dump the drama queen. she obviously lives her life through FB, not reality.
Clayton2121 0
How long have you been going out is my question
beavis417 0
how long have ya'll been together? maybe she just thinks its too soon or your going too fast. just saying from personal experience
almira_fml 5
Oh no...she is hiding something..this may be a sign that she does not want her other "friends" know about your love...
kzalone 0
I had a similar issue with my boyfriend, turned out he had been seeing a few other people from his Facebook and didn't want them to know- Solution- break up. It'll be easier now then later
McAninch35 9
Lunchbox?
ThatFunnyDude 3
no guys. it's lemons.