Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, after scrubbing every surface twice a week for a month, I finally found the source of the pee smell in my bathroom. Under the toilet. The people who built our house didn't think it was necessary to seal around the toilet. There was two years of pee under there. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
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Top comments
stryder9090 28
I bet that really pissed you off.
hellobobismyname 24
Actually, OP can refuse because it is a health violation and he wasn't given proper equipment to deal with it. Cleaning that much piss isn't what construction workers, etc get paid to do. He had someone else's piss on him. If my bf had been forced to do that without proper equipment when he was working in construction, I would have been angry.
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Comments (15)
stryder9090 28
I bet that really pissed you off.
Mpii 11
You should listen to some music op, it will keep you stain alive.
puppies1234 10
OML
TheNewGuy03 29
Realistically, it's OP that needs to tell his boss to piss off after this ordeal.
jcash52426 5
I would have walked off the job and said no. That is not what I'm being paid to do
slavka012 11
#3, my thoughts exactly.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Actually, that's exactly what you're being paid to do.
Dale_shackleford 13
They're probably getting it in sellable condition, which means that is literally what he gets paid for.
hellobobismyname 24
Actually, OP can refuse because it is a health violation and he wasn't given proper equipment to deal with it. Cleaning that much piss isn't what construction workers, etc get paid to do. He had someone else's piss on him. If my bf had been forced to do that without proper equipment when he was working in construction, I would have been angry.
jcash52426 5
Thank you number #20
HoboMeth 36
I wonder if that's because the toilets aren't connected either
YaBoiSeabass 15
Where did you put all the buckets of piss?
rachelthelime_fml 29
Down a drain outside, I expect.
Mons_fml 27
Reading this made my face shrivel up in disgust so bad that my coworker asked whats wrong.
soulreaper12296 28
Could you not use a shop-vac or anything to just suck it out into a container? Also, couldn't forcing a worker to handle someone else's piss (by hand) be considered a health violation; especially since you're in the US?
andrmac 25
I was about to suggest that or a boat pump.
wreckdit 29
I think a boat pump would be better than a shop-vac. Either way you're sucking up piss and sometimes that can spray about.
Jay703 7
ok, that is a LOT of piss.
wreckdit 29
Where did this piss even come from? Other workers? That's quite a bit of piss for one person...was it there before they started working?
fuckIife 8
Hook up the drain. Cant fix stupid.
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
OMG that is disgusting I hope the pay is worth it!!
milman99 3
ive seen some stuff when I worked in maintenance.Ive been elbow deep in fecal matter