Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
d33emar 0
I don't see the big deal. unless she's hiding it from someone
sugarlove 2
I wish i could get my bf to just tell me he loves me 1st
xSexyBeastx69 0
Wtf? Lol
curious_notion 2
Maybe she is trying to hide it from someone... hence the overreaction. Give her space and I'm sure it'll blow over...
keeppinit100 3
prolly are a stalker lol
swagstervik 0
I'd say I love you too babe.
woody768 0
Lobotomy =D
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I despair when I hear stories about bitches like these... None of my exes ever did anything like that to me. I'd be over the moon with a simple "I love you" on my Facebook. Some people's children...
Slimtim156 0
Some shit like this happened to me, its ok. *** that bitch and du u
insanelyXnikki 18
What a bitch.