Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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Top comments
shawnarawwwrr 0
HAHAHAHA poor guy :( apparently you arent dating?
shazzahllala 0
FML needs a category called "Social Networking Site Miscommunications." :-/
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Comments (72)
shawnarawwwrr 0
HAHAHAHA poor guy :( apparently you arent dating?
HahaYDI 0
Yep, I am replying to #1 to be seen on top, go ahead bury me...I want you to. OP: Obviously you aren't "dating" her, dating involves "going out" not just going up to her and saying "hi" and then leaving like im sure you were doing
MisterHenry 0
YDI for having the internet.
Sooner_Or_Later 0
How would you know what he was doing? He said dating....and im pretty sure everyone knows what dating is. you don't have to say some stupid shit by sounding like a dick and "explain" what dating is and assume he wasn't doing it.
dandamano_fml 0
lol
ffmmllyaya 0
dating means going out, one side may perceive going out as a couple, and the other side saw it as going out as friends
colts609380 7
I've heard 'he was serious' on everything. does FML add that or something?
hackymeal 0
They add it so they don't get a hundred comments saying; Maybe she was joking.
bentleyGCspeed 0
Dating: You're doing it wrong.
Antivirus_fml 0
Oh poor guy... Snd :D
jessii_fml 1
LMFAO. =P i guess she didn't know. hushh babe. :)
caancoha 0
Should have said, "(her family member's name). What about you? Congrats, by the way!)"
iilovehaters 0
white jesus
R3TROxLOV3 32
Oh that would totally suck
Forever2204 0
awwww you poor baby:(
fegd 0
You kinda deserved it for not checking your sources.
MetalxRocker 0
I see this same FML all the time. Always someone changing their Facebook status and either their boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on them or they forgot. and I find it unlikely for this to be true.
unfortunate_13 5
I agree.
blowyourspeakers 0
i agree. well... except, it really does happen. a lot. people are freakishly stupid and/or naive.
SomeonePosting 0
But if she was changing her status to be in a relationship with you, you would have gotten a notification asking to change yours. Unless she wanted to hide that she was dating you, why would it have signaled that you were together?