Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
coolstorybabe 0
Your girlfriend is a ******
sxdryv 14
She's cheating
csmouton 3
I'm sure there is more to the story
Bellagab3 0
Don't you hate when some stupid girl wants to flip out over that when some would be like "OMFG I love you :D" lol
Millman_fml 9
I think 10 is right
transcedental 18
You are sweet ^^ Find another girl, who would appreciate it
bubo_fml 11
Next post..."I was Ballz deep in yer BFF last night...Sorry Babe!"
oops_im_fucked 8
She became bored with with you.
dabom392 4
Omg, that happened to me just a couple weeks ago, and we have been going out for over a year
5t3ff1k4h 47
Okay, information's missing here. How long have you been dating? Because if it's only been a week, or even a few months, I can see why she freaked out.