Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Top comments
azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
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Comments (231)
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
tulsafml 0
You should punch her.
cheex87 0
bipolar much?
suppepz 0
no don't ever punch a girl! you would go to jail!
florecitabetch 0
I was thinking the same 40
scottishandrew1 0
works every time
woosah 16
I hate her. Fully hate her.
humzizzl3 0
get ride of the *****, problem solved
humzizzl3 0
rid*
BeastMaster1919 6
Why does everybody say this? If a man punched a woman he would be charged with assault and the same thing the other way around. It's not just if a guy hits a girl. If I was just walking around and a random girl came up and punched me in the face and a police officer saw it she would be charged that same as a man would be
xoCOURTNIEox 0
runnn away now !!
joe_says_so 0
creeper here. Soooo how's it goin?
Jizwold 0
she made a bad decision being attractive on fml
tulsafml 0
Damn it I told you to put clothes on in the fml up there ^. you're just screwed now. creepz all ova da place
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha my bad ;) I think I learned my lesson
tulsafml 0
The More You Know. LOL
innavoiG 9
Too late.
darkcrave 0
ohhhh nooooooooo
iDoubtWhales 7
I wouldn't run, I'd just return the favor and see how she likes it haha
hunterfreed31 0
75 your really beautiful :)
Autoshot 9
You guys are ******* pathetic. LOL.
sterlingarcher 1
lol 122 win
IMveryHUNGRY 3
129 has GAME
babyyappld 7
wow are you guys actually trying to "pick up" a girl via FML? leave the poor girl alone!
akwes 0
dang 75 I've got a gf but u make me want another one lol I won't tell
MissBunny25 0
*in sing-sing voice* ohhh just look at allll the creeepppy peopleeeee... trying to get a girl on FML... *duh duh duh* they are sooo damn creepy.... hell, I bet 75 iss freaked out... damn just look at allll the lonely creeperrrrsss.. *clears throat* yeah, I expect to win a Grammy at some point in my career.
skorpien 1
129 - Her really beautiful what? I think you forgot to finish your sentence.
akwes 0
damn look at 169 he's a ******* studdddd haha and ok I don't have a gf anymore
MissBunny25 0
hey, 183, go hump a gorilla you horny bastard. no one wants to hear you. just go. shh.. just go.
Prankster7o7 5
A gorilla? hahaha.
akwes 0
haha If I wanted to hit on a ugly bitch I'll hit u up u cum guzzling thunder ****
tulsafml 0
^lol double mod:D
Mr_Darkside 5
179- your song... (sniffle).... it was AMAZING!!!! (claps) bravo!!!! TT^TT
azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
urdirtyolduncle 15
catch 22
spriteyyy 2
hahahaha (:
shannonreneee 11
Girls never know what they want:)
CardMaster1992 0
just do what you originally did right before you started dating. whatever the case it probably can't hurt because that's initially who she wanted to be with.
Jizwold 0
7
KruseBaby27 0
WTF?
jsx12345 0
53- How isn't your pic taken away? Seriously of that's you then damn, that's wack.
impregnator 0
cheat on her with her best friend then dump her
ieatcats 0
i would **** her sister
ImJustNotBlack 0
Who needs respect anyways
nhlnba2 6
Girls can be confusing.
iTaylor 0
well maybe after she told you that you weren't giving her enough attention, you were trying too hard and being too clingy so she had to tell you to knock it off. maybe :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
Women.. SMH.. Never satisfied!
Autoshot 9
YDI for believing your girl, or any girl for that matter, actually knew what she wanted.
outsidebox 0
Maybe he was CONSTANTLY paying attention to her after he heard that.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Maybe she was wanted more attention from you and when you finally gave it she has someone else and is now trying to push you away. Maybe.
funktown 2
maybe y'all should stfu
IMveryHUNGRY 3
I'm saying ^^
insanesna1l 0
clinginess is more when you are constantly around her, but by attention she probably wants you to ask her how she is feeling, offer her a favourite meal, or allow her a few hours alone time
MissBunny25 0
okay, I'm a female, but honestly, chicks are dramatic and annoying sometimes. I honestly feel bad for OP, and any other guy with a chick like this.
xx000o 27
Could it be that time of the month? Women have been known to have raging hormonal swings.
Prankster7o7 5
Suck it up? :P
roflachlan 0
Catch-22. Good book I hear.
alexisxoxoxo 3
Is no one going to even mention the All Time Low song?
xoCOURTNIEox 0
runnn away now !!
holymolybro 0
Well, nobody likes a clinger....NOBODY.
nerdchic 5
I like clingy.. it's not too bad actually. as long as they don't become super jealous or anything :)
holymolybro 0
I don't mean like hug-clinging. I mean jealous-alwayswanttoknowwhereyourat-donttalktohim/her bullshit.
nerdchic 5
that kind of clingy is pretty gay.. yeah FYI op - and the people are right. chicks have no idea what they want.. I mean I don't even know what I want sometimes but I'm not gonna be a bitch about it either
sarahgrace4 0
I am a chick and I know exactly what I want when I see it
PassTheDutch 0
^agreed. get out while you still can.
ubetrwatchBN 5
Maybe she wanted more attention, then when OP gave it to her, she realized that she didn't want HIS attention. Just a thought. in that case, same thing: get out while you can.
Ali_Br_fml 33
wow, so you go from one extreme to the next... lol, maybe she was just looking for an excuse to complain/break up. you should run though, she sounds like she doesn't know what she wants...
Jvr91 8
you got all 100 problems
Naomiiiii 0
^ Wonderfully said
TomFeltonFan 0
respect her personal space that she wants you to have XD