Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
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mackdeezy 22
Clearly she wanted an excuse to dump you. At the same time, 3 weeks? Im not so sure she enjoyed your company to begin with. Good Luck, OP, you'll find someone better.
montsecc 8
Nah that's just an excuse, forget that shelfish person man. I'm sure you'll find a better person
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Comments (28)
majesticous 29
She didn't deserve you.
mackdeezy 22
Clearly she wanted an excuse to dump you. At the same time, 3 weeks? Im not so sure she enjoyed your company to begin with. Good Luck, OP, you'll find someone better.
rizz_kiyoshi 8
Three weeks could be because she works on the slope. We're gone from home. I am gone 3 weeks at a time quite often
montsecc 8
Nah that's just an excuse, forget that shelfish person man. I'm sure you'll find a better person
ClairvoyantVamp 19
Shelfish people are people too!
RichardPencil 32
No one needs a crabby shrimp! Tell her to clam up!
gatorclay97 28
She was probably looking for an excuse, you'll find someone even better ❤️
TabooSushi 24
She found someone else and was looking for an excuse to dump you, man. Good riddance, you don't need someone like that in your life. Heal up, and go find a new girl who appreciates you.
flyingflies 36
What she accused you of may be just an excuse, but you have to ask yourself if the relationship wasn't doomed either way...because it isn't normal for you to initiate contact just once in 3 weeks. We don't have much info here, so I can only guess that you were too distant and didn't care enough for her to want to communicate...or the reason for texting first just once is that she was texting/calling/wtv way too often, making her the clingy one. Either way, you're better off separated.
vaderfc 19
gutted
egnur_mas 19
She should get a pen pal then.
Bluepies 24
She wanted to break up for some other reason, probably one you'd like even less or would make you mad.
Hunter1154 14
Didn't think this would get published, but anyways yeah I don't understand it myself, when we first started dating we were seeing each other daily and she decided that we were seeing each other too much, so we started seeing each other like once a week, then she moved to a new house, picked up more shifts at her job, and basically after a few weeks of not hearing from her (which this kind of thing was normal even before we started dating) she just blew up at me and breaking up with me saying I was far too clingy, personally I'm starting to think she has major emotional issues, it's for the best I suppose, oh well