Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
sugarssweeter 0
Shes cheatingon you.
cheer4ever96 8
Your girlfriend is paranoid.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
What's with people calling everyone a stalker? Stalking is a crime that involves obsessive harassment. It can be extremely frightening for the victim. Using the word in this context is calling a guy who accidentally bumps into you at the supermarket a rapist. It just makes you look like a self centered drama queen.
thekewlest69 9
So what I told my girl friend I lovedher and she did nothing about it but still life goes on
docscientist 10
Here's what you do, remove her from your friend's list and when she freaks out, because Facebook is super-important, you tell her, "Don't be clingy."
morticia13 2
Perfect. I agree.
paprikacha 9
Perhaps you should reword it, so it isn't as showy and likely to bring too much attention to you guys' relationship. "I find that throughout the course of our courtship that I have developed a fondness for you that gleams ever so brightly when we spend time together in any fashion for an indeterminate amount of time. A fondness that grows with every passing moment, and it is my sincere wish that it continues to blossom with the passage of time." See? No one will know what the f*ck you're talking about, so there's no reason for embarrassment.
hiLife808 0
LOL!! That is the best comment posted so far :)
wagonbacker9 8
Find a new girl. She's clearly got plenty of growing up to do.
cristig 0
she's cheating on you bro!!
ibhim 0
Clingy??? Damn, she apparently doesn't feel the same, new one anytime soon??
Complaining 13
Ah some girls these days don't understand the meaning of love.