Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
OoooohYeah 7
Friend request her best friends... See what happens!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Not everyone's a fan of PDA. Send her a private message, or a text.
rockandrolla_fml 0
I did that and my gf flipped and deleted it.
JessicaC13 2
if it was your first time saying it, you deserve it. if it's not, she's hiding something.
juicifer 0
So stalk her mom instead..
hiLife808 0
Haha!! Better get used to it OP. At some point in the relationship, you're either gonna be too clingy or a jerk cause you don't "care" enough. Definitely FYL.. sorry :/
BloodyDraven 0
OP, if you guys have been dating for longer than a month, and she freaks out over a FB ILY, then she is most likely cheating on you, and the other guy (or one of his friends) is in her friends list, and she wants to freak you out so she can keep cheating
morticia13 2
I hate facebook. It's annoying and causes so much unneccesary drama such as this.
SmittyJA24 26
She's not much of a girl-friend. Presuming the 2 of you are more than 15 years-old, I'll bet she's more interested in (******* the sox off) some other guy ... and you're her "back-up". Dump her sorry ass, dude....
immortal628 20
Without both sides of the story, we have to admit to the possibility that she was right. We also have to admit to the possibility that she was flipping out over nothing. However, its more than likely just one of those things that happens without a serious reason when you're young. Most of us have been there, I'm sure.