Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
Gfrigo 1
OP is a stage 5 clinger lol.
UhLeeUh 6
She's dumb.
salvation56 0
Dude Facebook destroys lifes...don't you know that
mikaylajarvis 0
poor guy well time passes and shell figure out what she's losing :P
ibeezy92 0
Lmaoooo.
aimeesea75 16
I'd be grateful for a guy to actually let it be known that we're together. Wow. She doesn't deserve it.
Qball_LAX 7
She's clearly cheating on you, and has lead the other man to believe you're on th skids. That or the other guy thinks you're broken up. This is classic cheater behavior. Dump her now.
RedPirate 3
What the heck's the point in writing that crap on someone's wall? Why don't you get your butt and tell her in person? I'd be pissed if my boyfriend wrote stupid crap like that on my wall too, but thankfully he'd never do that because he's not an idiot toolbag. YDI.
bugsGoRawr 7
Dude, chill the frick out. It's not that big of deal, my gosh. I don't know who would want to date you if you'd get annoyed at something so small like that...
SGT_DBL 15
I don't agree with you... but I gotta say... "Idiot Toolbag" is a VERY interesting insult. I'm trying to envision what manner of toolbag an Idiot might own and wondering how it could translate into an insult.
AcidRaen 4
Okay well some people are in long distance relationships and cannot say it in person every day... And before anyone says anything about long distance relationships just think before you speak and in this case type. There are all kinds of relationships so to some people it is sweet to get a wall post from their boyfriend and to other's like OP's girlfirend I guess its not. I am in a long distance relationship myself and i post sweet little notes on my bf's wall all the time.
Levvy 22
An idiot toolbag includes a left-handed monkey wrench, a couple yards of shore line, a bag of pistachio nuts, an inflatable hammer, and a smoke-sifter.
gween47 6
She is retarded I say I love you all the time to every one
misshighjinks 5
Dont be datin them crazy bitches •_•