Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
She just couldn't handle it because it's facebook official.
Sha41491 0
she's cheating
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Comments (127)
cameron194 9
maybe it's too early in the relationship and OP really is being clingly:/
LookAtMeNow3 5
Yeah, if it's like two weeks into the relationship, that's weird.
mrdiehler 0
I'm ******* sexy
DncrHap 9
well, it depends on how long you've dated, and if you've even said "i love you" in person. when i was younger, i started "dating" (quotes because i was fourteen. not exactly old enough to be seriously dating anyone) this guy, and three days into it, he write me a letter telling me how much he loved me. i broke it off with him because, yeah, that was weird. but if you've been dating a while and regularly/comfortably say "i love you," then i don't quite get her deal.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Tl;dr
DncrHap 9
then why comment, brah?
ReynshineCutting 10
It depends though. My fiancé are about to celebrate our 3 year anniversary and we said I Love You on our third date. Obviously it has to be mutual and if it was early in OP's relationship the feeling wasn't mutual.
DomoGenesis 3
Well I'd say she's correct. Everyone knows a good boyfriend never acknowledges their girlfriends existence.
PunaniSeeds 0
except when there's laundry to be done and sandwiches to be made of course
BooGhosted 0
Or beer to be opened and carried yarr!
Mipz 2
Is it weird that I'm a girl and I found this hilarious?
AnthonyN 5
What D:
yomommma 6
You should write I Hate You!
Zeus1070 17
he would never win...
0963rb 0
she should be happy someone actually loves her
NYCM 6
Dump her "clingy" ass
Iheartfunny 1
OP i hope the sex is good.And before you go and thumb this down I know it has nothing to do with the FML I was just wishing him the best. Because Im a good guy
mikaylajarvis 0
awe how sweet
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Yah. I stalk my boyfriend worse. I tell him that he looks good. Or that he's nice.
Notime4bull 4
If she overreacts to you saying(typing) "I love you" in a public venue if you guys have been dating for a good bit then I think she may not be the right one for you. You might possibly need to re-think your relationship status OP.