Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
I’d be mad at you too. Who likes to be woken up from a sound sleep just to hear someone whining? Next time, read a book until you get sleepy. Don’t wake someone else up.
JLS 4
So he shouldn’t sleep since you can’t? Rude.
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TomeDr 25
I’d be mad at you too. Who likes to be woken up from a sound sleep just to hear someone whining? Next time, read a book until you get sleepy. Don’t wake someone else up.
JLS 4
So he shouldn’t sleep since you can’t? Rude.
slym12312425 9
make sure that somebody is awake or at the very least amenable to being woken up in the dead of night before you call them because you can't sleep. that should be emergencies only.
Sinshine 28
So basically you couldn't sleep and decided that other people shouldn't either and then got upset that they weren't happy about you waking them up? If someone calls me in the middle of the night, I pick up thinking that someone had an accident and is now in hospital, not that they randomly decided I shouldn't be sleeping.
Nathanael Johnson 16
If someone calls me at that time I don’t answer with hello. I answer with “Who died?” and if I don’t hear a name next I hang up.
Mathalamus 25
It's a bit rude to call just because you can't sleep.
alycion 39
If I was dating someone and they did that, I’d seriously look at how needy and high maintenance that person was. I hope there was a real reason you couldn’t sleep and needed to talk to someone.
skippydoda 32
I wouldn't have even answered. If you can't sleep then go watch a movie.
ScottishSteak 3
2 am? I'd consider that early. Then again, I'm nocturnal.
julfunky 29
You’re the absolute worst kind of girlfriend. Just sayin.