Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Tigerblossom 19
The best option is to just run. There's nothing scarier than college students that have to redo their essays.
girlrome 19
Honestly, OP? I'd be pissed too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (80)
ELoni_fml 25
Quickly, give them candy before they crazymurder you
cyttex 13
Crazymurder?
OscarDV 8
Crazymurder!
Dthsapprntc 23
Yes, as opposed to insanemurder, psychomurder or plain old normalmurder.
FangirlingAlways 14
What about serialmurder?
Hellishowl 17
*batman voice* thanks for the candy *shoots everyone else*
MysteriousX_fml 10
No, no, no. You cannot serialmurder a single person...
FangirlingAlways 14
What if they were murdered with other people?
ryan1268 18
NO CANDY GUM IS THE ANSWER!!!
PhinIt2WinIt 24
this happened in my middle school Microsoft office class. except it was always my annoying neighbor or my friend on the other side. we always got mad cause we had a bunch of work put into a project and lost it.
Tigerblossom 19
The best option is to just run. There's nothing scarier than college students that have to redo their essays.
AngelSpit 18
Perfect example of this watch the movie PCU
jellybeens_fml 16
RUN BITCH, RUNNNNNNNN
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Such a situation is where zombie defence training comes in real handy.
anythingmustbe 18
Run. Run and don't look back.
Kiki242 19
You better watch your back.
Rainhawk94 27
If you don't move they can't see you
Ngage953 10
that only works in movies
RpiesSPIES 27
Actually, in the Jurassic Park movie, the man whom was eaten by the T Rex whilst on the toilet was sitting still. Only in the book did he run for the T Rex to see him.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#66- Wasn't he making scared noises, though? I thought it had heard him...
girlrome 19
Honestly, OP? I'd be pissed too.
thefastnfuryass 14
Pissed off, sure but OP said it was accidental, and we all know this kind of stuff can happen even when we try to prevent it.
Welshite 40
You need to find a safe house; maybe get into a protection program too.
ZY1431 24
thats when you do that silent walk backwards towards the door....
girlrome 19
Princess Protection Program! ...No? Are you sure? Selena Gomez will be there.
girlrome 19
Sorry meant to reply to the comment above.
ileenefudge 29
Maybe it's just me but I would rather deal with the angry college students and not see Selena Gomez.
Missyeru 14
I'm shocked no one flipped a table
Paradoxxxx 16
(/●_●)/ [=
toxic_walrus 15
If you aren't scared, you should be