Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
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tooGee24 0
he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it
jay4who7 0
nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!
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Comments (239)
lolfylanydi 0
WTF lol
DaphneLovesDerby 2
hahahahaha
lolfylanydi 0
btw first
hebes331 0
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emmabear16 0
Lmfao think about how embarrassed he was though..x]
Thats_Mclovin_2U 0
Pwnt atleast he was thinking about you babe ;)
spyder1588 0
That's hilarious. lol
Tasanasanta 0
He just couldn't keep it in his pants :(
tooGee24 0
he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it
Jonkbaby 23
so now he's serving hard time?
soozjw 2
hmm don't think I'd bother bailing him out lol
matrasveer 1
Well go. How is that possibly not your fault?
rciccone 0
56- same here!
andruha1123 5
definitely your fault for not sucking his dick enough
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
108's right.
Unnamedsoul 0
he had a pee wee herman moment lol
DarkWaffle 0
great job op. because you didnt help him finish the job at home, he now has nice prison people to do it for him :D
tmmundy 17
I totally AGREE...I wld leave him there!!!!
PimpdaddyCJT 13
a man needs it when he needs it
BallinJ 0
ydi for dating a loser
spidersilkx9 0
everyone needs their me time
r6_fml 4
exactly #148, and sometimes they're friendly enough to share the experience with everyone else on the bus.
bt2breakskn 0
that's just...... well..... special lol
brianred5 0
lol! he pulled a peewee Herman!
fourchancookie 0
did he cum?
acccccccc 1
184 the better question is actually "did he finish but what you" said is practically the same!
AchillesWing 0
XD LOLWTFBBQ :D :D :D ROFLMAO :D :D :D
ZleveL 0
oh yeah I was there helping him ;)
chuchurocket 4
and I was filming offtopic: you were born exactly 3 days before me unless you lied
ZleveL 0
I was born on the 13th :P I put 12 by mistake can I watch the video? :)
aardvarkish 17
Gives a whole new meaning to "holding the boom"...
tmmundy 17
good for u!!!! u shld be there with him then!!!!
schnitzel5 0
that's going on my favorites
acccccccc 1
lying isnt nice!
matt5217 4
dude, that's not even funny, that's just plain gay
jay4who7 0
nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!
MrLefty 8
haha "hard". good one.
Mclovin_95 0
hahahahah i dont even think he ment it like that..lol
jay4who7 0
lol no I didn't,it's the way they read it
Mclovin_95 0
haha thats wat i was thinking he just has a perverted mind..lmao xD
GawZ 0
can u dunk?
Y_U_19029 0
He had to rub one out, can you blame him? At least he's not at Old Navy fapping to mannequins.
kazzythesavage 0
I agree with you lol.
Senseless_487 29
Maybe that's where he was masturbating in public at!
Mclovin_95 0
haha waitt wtf?
kazzythesavage 0
for some reason you look like someone I know haha. know it's kinda creepy but it was buggin me.
Mclovin_95 0
oh hahah thats weird..lol xD
Mclovin_95 0
umm nope :)
Passant_fml 3
Omg !!! You look like someone I don't know !
RedPillSucks 33
He meant "Know" in the biblical sense.
nirvanafan980 0
u look like some girl I know named Courtney
Mclovin_95 0
lmfao that was funny :D wats up with everybody saying i look like someone they know?lol
NiceGuyz 0
You looks like a girl i had a one night stand with. I was on holiday so I wanted to Have lots of sexy times. I think she was really drunk so she couldn't of remembered much, maybe nothing at all. ^NiceGuyz^
Mclovin_95 0
erm.. ok?thanks for sharing that with us?
Mclovin_95 0
mann do i look familiar to everyone or wat?lmao i feel special or something..jk xD and haha i love the guy from superbad thats why..the mcloving guy..hehe and its cool that they call u that its a cool name :P
codgod93 0
you look exactly like someone I know. is your name Sarah?
biagginoUSA 5
it's probably bc your hott!!! lol
Mclovin_95 0
nope im not sarah :)lmao i doubt i look familiar to anyone xD
mrfruits 0
Wang
HAV1K_666 0
classy (:
ManaUser 0
Well... maybe he was thinking about you while he did it...
kazzythesavage 0
you have a very vaild point haha.
katelynjoy 0
that's...deeply awkward:/
CitrusGirl 0
yeah, seriously. Can't kids just wait til they get home? If you can't wait then you have issues
Mylees 0
freaking ass..
singer4life666 0
So he pulled a pee wee Herman huh?
cheergirly16 0
what ended up happening to that guy? like why do ppl call him a pervert and stuff?
sixtimessix 0
he got caught rubbin one out in a **** theatre
rockhound 0
he pulled a pee wee alright
Spastastic 6
I KNEW someone was gonna make that joke. His career's coming back, and I think he's actually done a few things as Pee-Wee Herman... Such a stupid arrest, in my opinion.
RedPillSucks 33
Isn't that what you're suppose to do in a **** theatre? Did they arrest everyone?