Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML
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alan2kai13 3
You could've just turned the temperature down
peacefully84 19
Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks.
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Comments (83)
alan2kai13 3
You could've just turned the temperature down
wcc7777777 5
Are you dumb? Or was this a joke?
alan2kai13 3
It's called a play on words. Overuse of 'things got heated' when referring to sex has led to shit puns to make me feel better
Eleanor6141 11
O.P. just got a little butt hurt over it..
olpally 33
Smooth move op. Haha wow. That sounds like you're an contortionist with that crazy ass fall.
speakersboom 19
*a contortionist
olpally 33
Waste of a comment there.^ How about adding something to your comment other then correcting mine. This is why I hate grammar Nazis.^
glabberfasted 16
Rather than* ;) I'm just joshin' ya.
Sports_guy3 28
Bit uptight there, olpally.
speakersboom 19
Woah, someone's on the rag...
hulopro 16
Why do people call some who corrects one's spelling a grammar Nazi when, in fact, they are a spelling Gestapo.
mmyoung979 14
...Was it a soft landing
xxmollyxx 25
No, hence the FML
mmyoung979 14
It's a joke about the size of her ass. I'm sorry if no one else got that.
myusername83 10
Well that brought down the mood
AnOriginalName 19
And the curtains.
bhou56 7
Look on the bright side! Luckily the butt hit the ground, not your head (even if it did hit the rod) or other less cushioning body parts.
Rallred32 20
Op probably had her head hit two rods. *hinthint*
peacefully84 19
Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks.
Cbethkid 15
Is it sad that when I read this, I started reciting the entire scene in my head?
chickenman12312 12
I'm probably the only one who knows that that is from the Big Bang theory! Hahahahaha
NodakN8V 25
#7 beat me to it.... Adhesive ducks.
NodakN8V 25
#7 beat me to it... Adhesive ducks
darcislove 18
maybe you should invest in a shower mat for future shower sex
LizetteBerenice 22
Ouch!
fromstumbling 8
See, it's FMLs like these that make me never want to engage in any type of sexual activity in the bathroom.
Jabberwockyy 13
But it can be so much fun if done safely. Lol.
speakersboom 19
your username goes with your comment beautifully, #11.
OctoberJade 12
You just have to be careful. It can be very fun. Glass shower doors come in handy.
StillUsesMyspace 22
They really glossed over the dangers of sex in health class huh, no one even mentioned the large possibility of metal rods hitting ones head due to unsafe sex
worldclassrager 41
Ouch...